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get on the ball

The expression "get on the ball" is a phrase that was commonly used in the Ottawa Valley, Canada to mean "get with it". A local derivation often used was "get on the ball or get on the bus..." meaning "get with it" or "get out of here".
Get on the ball man; that happened last week!
by SRFdeGriffintown March 9, 2018
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closed balls

when a man decides to cover or "close" his balls for hiding or
sheltering purposes. Making his balls look derformed and somewhat castrated.
My friend Paul has continual closed balls, stoping him from doing daily activities such as playing soccer.
by Mr.Herbert May 21, 2006
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Seein' balls

Your eyes; A term often used by the..."less educated" folks down by the river
"Maw! My seein' balls dun got pecked out by a chicken!"
by Lunar/Solar October 14, 2008
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Wiener Balls

Describes something that is absolutely amazing or wonderful and brings loads of joy.
“Hey have you heard the new Travis Scott album?”
“Yeah it was the god damn wiener balls!”
by stupidgoofybastard October 16, 2020
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Tard ball

A new game discovered at a school I attend in Cambridgeshire. The Basic rules of the game, Tard ball are that you use any part of your body (preferably your hand) to hit the tennis ball against the ground first, and then the ball must hit the wall. The ball must not hit the ground twice before the wall or hit the wall first.
There is a serve line where the ball must surpass to count as a legal serve. The serve line is usually about 1 metre high. Other rules such as an obstruction come into action when a player has deliberately intended to decrease the opposing player’s chances of getting to the ball. Also after you have chosen your wall to play at, if the tennis ball hit a grass or mud area it is a foul shot and the player is eliminated from the round
Tard ball is when One player serves the ball into the ground then onto the wall and the ball hits a mud area. The player is then eliminated from the round.
by James Mynott December 3, 2006
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booger balls

A derogatory term referring to that percentage of the male population that produce chunky semen.

Chunky semen has the consistency and texture of freshly picked boogers.
Booger Balls Jackson emptied his man-chamber into Amy's face. He just enjoys blowing his Hose Nose.
by amulet_1972 March 7, 2009
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deep balling

When a guy plows a lady’s ass so hard his balls wedge between her ass cheeks.
I was deep balling Carrie so hard my balls were wedged between her ass cheeks.
by Golf19 November 23, 2017
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