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Keebler Fudged 

When you pull your dick out of your partner’s unclean asshole and the lines of fecal remnants on your rigid meat look like a Keebler Fudge Stripe cookie.

Typically occurs when you deep stroke and rail an unprepared asshole or you are so far up in the intestines it can’t be avoided.
That random guy I hooked up with Keebler fudged me last night.
Keebler Fudged by Dick Onchin November 2, 2020
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A tourist to the Northern Michigan region. (Upper Peninsula, or Northern Lower Michigan).

"Fudgies" can be identified by the following features:
1. Bright Clothing
2. Absurd amount of cologne.
3. Wearing Socks and Shoes on the beach.
4. Wearing Socks with their Sandals.
5. Driving a Cadillac.
6. City driving habits.
7. Incapability to park within the lines.
8. Using spray bottles on the beach to identify "Petoskey Stones."
9. Pronunciation of Mackinac as "Mack-in-ack"
10. Asking, "What time does the bridge swing over to the island?"
"Do they realize that almost every stone on this beach is a Petoskey stone?"
"Probably not, they look like fudgies."

"Excuse me, how do we get to the Less Chen-ucks Islands?"
"It's just up the road.. and it's 'Les Chenaux'.. damn fudgie."
Fudgie by qvelmundo August 18, 2011
A Fanny
Vagina
Pussy
Dick door
fanjita
fuck hole number 1
the gateway to hell (in some cases)
Peter-"Aparently according to lisle, sadie has mouldy cheese sandwich fadge flaps."
Petey-"NICE!"
fadge by GirlSkater February 23, 2004
One who likes to give it to another man up his sphincter.
'Do you think Andrew is a FUDGER or not?' 'He 100% loves giving another man his cock juice, he is a massive FUDGER'

'Chris loves getting his Fudge packed by Andrew, they are a pair of fudgers'
Fudger by Angrydragon December 8, 2013
a tourist, typically middle-aged and often overweight, who enjoys fudge and similar confections, especially in places like Mackinac Island Michigan or Door County Wisconsin.
"My God, Clark, you almost ran over that fudgie."
fudgie by Joe Bone April 1, 2005
Fudgle, the Demon King of flames, is said to be one of the 19 legendary beings, with his 10 dragon generals, thousands of demon armies, and the legendary flame sword. He is said to have slayed the legendary dogl, and several other legendary beings, however, all stories have an end, as one day Fudgle was slayed by a "worshiper" of dogl, Ryugli, several years after dogl was slain, Ryugli still sook revenge on Fudgle.

However now another Fudgle has risen, although still in an early state, he will soon reach the status of Demon King of flames, and defeat all 19 other legendary beings.... Including dogl.

Fuck you dogl.
Fudgle, the Demon King of flames, shall defeat all other legendary beings.
Fudgle by doglnotpogl September 3, 2021

mother fudger

Man 1: Whats up mother fudger?
Man 2: nothin much bitch
mother fudger by Anthony_15 September 18, 2006