Nebraska Man

A pre-evolutionary ancestor of modern Man; a form of Java Man, obsessed with coffee shops, and direct cousin of Australopithecus Africanus. Characterized by a smaller cranial cavity, and vestige of caveman relatives in the present day. As indication of social Darwinism, they represent evolutionary misfits who could not compete elsewhere, and rely on zero property value in the middle of nowhere.

Have you seen that movie "Caveman"? With Ringo Starr? That's nothing compared to Nebraska Man.

by Ubermensch-One June 25, 2025

Man Raggin

When ya Asshole Goblin Pops and you feel like a female with her Aunt flo.

MFer my Asshole Goblin Busted now I'm Man Raggin.

by WraithBlade993 April 13, 2020

autistic man

me

literally me, an autistic man.

by wzrd101 May 24, 2025

Corn man

A dude that just constantly says/does corny shi. If you get called a corn man you should reiterate you’re whole existence

If u say “without me” if someone’s getting in the shower u r in face a CORN MAN

by anonymous February 9, 2023

rad man

Someone who cracks a cold one on Saturday with his buddy’s and goes to work the next day drunk

Tod- yo Brian ur such a rad man

Brian- thanks but it’s all gonna end soon

Tod-my wife’s pregnant 🤰

by Xxxraadmae June 6, 2019

Monkey-Man

A man that climbs trees, eats bees and takes a knee for his woman. His woman is unknown but he swears she is real. He also loves nutella filled banana's.

Monkey-Man is a man, too!

by Shy~Girl February 19, 2023

man-rake

Alexander Hamilton

He is a man-rake

by Big Daddy Trashcan January 4, 2017