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mason the dick sucker

a kid named mason likes fish and suck some gooooooooooooood dick (has a small dick) usually 1 millimeter
by big dick doug January 18, 2017
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shot himself in the dick

When you blow your chances of getting any action after a date with your girlfriend.
Tye: Why did Ritchie's girlfriend just pour her drink over him?

Zane: He just shot himself in the dick by telling her to shut up for a while.

Ritchie: Hey Guys : D

Tye: Dude.. You're so pathetic!
by ZaneyBoi May 14, 2008
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sucking Hitler's dick

colloquial phrase. Indicates the worst of something. Nothing could ever be worse than sucking Hitler's dick. If the idea of sucking dick isn't unpleasant to you, then bringing pleasure to a mass murdering egomaniac hopefully is. The phrase can be expanded upon to give extra emphasis of just how terrible by describing the size, sweatiness, or that he'd eaten asparagus and came in your mouth without warning you first.
"This party is really sucking Hitler's dick."

"I totally sucked Hitler's dick on that test, why did I even bother taking it."

"Last week's workload sucked Hitler's salty, sweaty dick. And it's a huge cock... then he sprayed his Arian jizz in my eye."
by nukespike October 1, 2011
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shit dick rick

while screwing a girl in the ass, she accidently shits on your dick. then you pull it out and yell: i'm Rick James bitch as you stick it in her mouth.
that bitch done shit on my dick again so this time i yelled that i was rick james bitch, and shoved it in her mouth and made her clean it up.
by n chamberlain October 4, 2004
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Small Dick Energy

Man-child who sends unsolicited pictures and harasses women, seemingly unaware at how unattractive it is. He acts in a way that makes him seem entitled to a girls attention, time, and body. Wittle man-child just wants hims mama.
Jake couldn't learn that after harassing April for four years, she just wasn't interested in him. Jake continued to send her messages and pictures, showing the entire world his Small Dick Energy.
by princessleia13 July 24, 2020
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tic-tac dick

A man having a penis the size of a tic-tac.
by josh grier July 26, 2005
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Ellick My Dick

To lick my dick. same meaning as lick a dick. An insulting way to reply to another's useless opinion. To give someone head as an insult
1st: "Ellick is so sexy"
2nd: "Ellick my dick"
by ellick November 19, 2009
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