Definition 1: When rejecting someone else's idea.
Definition 2: When someone tells you something unbelievable.
Definition 2: When someone tells you something unbelievable.
1:
Guy: hey dude here's my plan for the house
Person: No fucking way dude. This shit too expensive!
2:
Guy: hey dude check this out I caught it on video
Person: No fucking way dude. Did that happen?!
Guy: hey dude here's my plan for the house
Person: No fucking way dude. This shit too expensive!
2:
Guy: hey dude check this out I caught it on video
Person: No fucking way dude. Did that happen?!
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Get the Fuck Tall People mug.You may think half of zero is just zero right? WRONG! half of zero in this case is more than zero, but not one. Let me explain. Saying "I don't give half of zero fucks about that" is more intense than saying "I don't give zero fucks about that
". In this case saying you give only half of the zero fucks means that you are more upset than just giving the zero fucks. So why is this? Well if we knew, we would probably have a much clearer understanding of reality and the universe and whatnot. Also, dont confuse this with "half of two shits" "zero fucks" "zero shits" "I dont give two shits" or any other amount of shits, fucks, or other equivalent measures of fuckery other than shits and fucks.
". In this case saying you give only half of the zero fucks means that you are more upset than just giving the zero fucks. So why is this? Well if we knew, we would probably have a much clearer understanding of reality and the universe and whatnot. Also, dont confuse this with "half of two shits" "zero fucks" "zero shits" "I dont give two shits" or any other amount of shits, fucks, or other equivalent measures of fuckery other than shits and fucks.
Person 1: Look at this new thing I made.
Person2: I dont give half of zero fucks about that
Person 1: do you atleast give a third of zero fucks?
Person 2: no.
Person2: I dont give half of zero fucks about that
Person 1: do you atleast give a third of zero fucks?
Person 2: no.
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What you'll say when Timmy's no longer alive,
I remembered this from Reddit
And Timmy fucking died.
What you'll say when Timmy's no longer alive,
I remembered this from Reddit
And Timmy fucking died.
Random person: So uh yeah I ate soap when I was a kid
u/poem_for_your_sprog: Little Timmy ate soap... and Timmy fucking died.
u/poem_for_your_sprog: Little Timmy ate soap... and Timmy fucking died.
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