suck my dick

A sign of denial, aka if you don't wanna do somthin...
Or a surprise!

Scene 1:
Mom: Honey, tidy your room!
Son: Suck my dick, bitch

Scene 2:
Dad: Hey, son, I got VIP baseball tickets to tomorrows finals!!!
Son: Suck my dick!!!

by ACXtreme November 25, 2007

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Limp Dick Bitch

When you're friend, "Kyle" has an episode of impotence, later on followed by him acquiring irritable bowel syndrome. Leaving him a "limp dicked bitch"

Haha, look at that limp dicked bitch, he couldn't bone jello.

by Jebby November 28, 2004

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beating your dick

How is this not defined on Urbandictionary after all these years?

*knock on bathroom* "What are you doing in there man, beating your dick? Let's go already!"

by makinpizzasbro420 June 30, 2014

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Gimp Dick

A friend that is barely crippled, and will explote the advantages but hates being made fun of for it.

Brandon is such a gimp dick, he has to always have the handicap parking, but will never let us make fun of him

by Zf3f May 24, 2011

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Vinegar Dick Syndrome

After not washing one's feet for several months, masturbating furiously with a vinegar smelling sock from ones feet making everything smell like vinegar.

Pollutes the air in certain dorms.

Steve has vinegar dick syndrome.

This room smells like someone has vinegar dick syndrome.

by CvdsteveC March 21, 2011

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