i'm juss talkin' shit

When you make a statment that is joke.

Person 1: Bro, you like big bawty bitches?
Person 2: *no, response*
Person 1: hahaha, I'm juss talkin' shit

by cosmicunity February 24, 2019

Shit’s gonna hit the fan

Shit’s(a problem that has been avoided or that is waiting to be fixed) gonna hit the fan(theoretically the problem is going to “explode”, “combust” and make things worse by hitting the fan)

“Why don’t you just a get a divorce?”

“but then it’s going to make her want custody”

”We’ve been arguing about everything”

“The way she’s been acting seems like She wants to get a divorce too”

“It’s just a matter of time before shit’s gonna hit the fan”

by Trumpsuvksass January 1, 2019

Holy Shit Wow Crazy

1: Holy Shit Wow Crazy: When there is nothing left to do but use every exclamation at once.
2: Holy Shit Wow Crazy: That moment you realize that holy shit is actually holy, and your brain still cant believe it.
3. Holy Shit Wow Crazy: Realizing you can actually create your own words, submit them to Urban Dictionary and have the internet use them immediately.
4. HSWC: When you have to type Holy Shit Wow Crazy!

example 1.

"I'm going to beam a Wi-Fi signal across the pond!"

"You can do that?"
"yeah, it's like changing a garden nozzle from spray into jet stream!"
"Holy Shit Wow Crazy!"

example 2
"You should submit that to Urban Dictionary!"
"HWSC! I didn't know you could do that."

by WhiteWalker75 July 24, 2018

Shit your pants day

The day you make fun of that one kid that shat their pants.

Person 1: hey remember that day you shit your pants? Well today is shit your pants day. It’s your day.

Person 2: wtf

by Yabitchestyrone May 27, 2018

OH SHIT ITS A RAT!!!

Something that you say to your friends because you need something to do with your life. Also because there is a rat in your house.

Friend: He~
Me: OH SHIT ITS A RAT!!!

by buhbuhoe November 19, 2019

Middle-Eastern Shit Festival

1. A poorly organized event
2. Anything that does not go according to plan for the worse

The food was cold and the DJ showed up an hour late; prom was a middle-eastern shit festival

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

get your shit in line

A directive used to tell someone to straighten out their life. The sentence can also be modified to state that the speaker has solved their problems and/or chaos no longer dominates their life, i.e.: "I got my shit in line." The statement is an evolution of the phrase "ducks in a row."

I heard you got so wasted at Anthony's party that you came to on your ex's lawn 7 miles away two days later. Fuck! You'd better get your shit in line before you catch another case.

by Theretheir April 20, 2017