Middle-Eastern Shit Festival

1. A poorly organized event
2. Anything that does not go according to plan for the worse

The food was cold and the DJ showed up an hour late; prom was a middle-eastern shit festival

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

Shit’s gonna hit the fan

Shit’s(a problem that has been avoided or that is waiting to be fixed) gonna hit the fan(theoretically the problem is going to “explode”, “combust” and make things worse by hitting the fan)

“Why don’t you just a get a divorce?”

“but then it’s going to make her want custody”

”We’ve been arguing about everything”

“The way she’s been acting seems like She wants to get a divorce too”

“It’s just a matter of time before shit’s gonna hit the fan”

by Trumpsuvksass January 1, 2019

I shit my hardest

A common expression meaning to try ones very best.

To overcome ones most difficult obstacles.
To be said with absolute enthusiasm, or with utmost despair.

Tai- "So how did it come out?"

Amanda- . . . "I shit my hardest"

Tai- *simple smirk and solid head nod

by Product-of-Brooklect October 27, 2016

Shit her boobs off

When a woman fuck up so much that it’s literally like she shit her boobs off.

Ginger got arrested, that girl shit her boobs off!

by Dallas stud January 19, 2020

Shit comes out of arseholes

When somebody you don't really like is talking rubbish.

"Did you hear Donald Trumps speech today mate?"....
"Sure did bud, shit comes out of arseholes"

by Anton bevermarsh January 8, 2021

who shit my pants

You bruh.

“Who shit my pants”, said Timmy
“It was me all along, I shit your pants Timmy”.

by Rufflesright July 7, 2023

West Virginia Grit Shits

When you eat a pan of buttery grits with your sister and fuck her on the kitchen table and when you get ready to cum you stick a finger in your ass and smear shit and grits on your face and yell country roads take me home.

I performed a West Virginia Grit Shits with my sister yesterday after church.

by Kw69420 April 10, 2022