joke vulture

When you tell someone a joke you made up and then they start telling it and say they made it up

Wyatts a joke vulture every joke I've ever told him he's stolen

by Pimpin' Ryan May 3, 2017

JOKE

Your love life

Your love life is a joke.

by Jakeslayer September 12, 2022

Mariya Joke

Super unfunny joke told by people called Mariya. They seem to tell the worst jokes while failing to realise no one finds it funny. Their jokes start off bad but progressively get worse and worse the more they tell them.

That was a Mariya Joke.

by W . W February 8, 2024

Inside Joke

Definition 1: Jokes that are normally only understood by a small group of people who are aware of the meaning behind the joke.

Definition 2: The best kind of fucking jokes that the urban dictionary editors will never fucking publish on this website.

Person 1: I like caves

Person 2: hahahahahaha that's fucking hilarious

Person 2: I don't get it...
Person 1: It is an inside joke mate

by thebigpenis42069 January 31, 2017

a joke

you.

you are a joke to your parents

by DoAbarrelRoll101 May 22, 2022

Roy Joking Me

When you convince your tarded homie something outrageous is true and he falls for it over and over for 30 years cause he is a tard.

Me "Something crazy."
Tard "OH my gosh, that must be true, I'm such a tard."
Everyone else "Laughs"
Card "OH wait, are you Roy Joking Me?"

by Misterpinksaysthings May 13, 2024

e-joke-ulated

When a dude spends a really long time having sex with a chick and at the end he barely ejaculates at all, providing a disappointing ending for the girl.

Dude, I was watching a porn that was an hour long and at the end when she was on her knees he e-joke-ulated. She looked disappointed.

by somerandomguy59 April 28, 2010