wet computer

something you get by pouring wordmountain dew/word on strongbad's computer

"how to make a wet compuro out of stwong bahs compuro"

by h*r f4n July 19, 2003

Wet humping

Opposite of dry humping; person A making contact with genitalia of person B

Without penetration

I enjoyed wet humping but now I'm concerned with stds

by JustBJK July 1, 2017

wet whale

a type of dildo invented by a group of school pupils on a trip 2 london
other dildos also known as furry ferret and slimy snake

"for pleasure i like to use a wet whale"

by ehh August 12, 2004

Wet dream

A wet dream is when a boy or man has a sexual dream, and ejaculates in his sleep.

Brody had a wet dream where he was fucking his girlfriend Bailey. He woke up to see he had been having sex with his pillow, and it had dried cum in it.

by MooMoo1245 June 3, 2017

wet head

A Blowjob, sucking on a penis.

She gives the best wet heads!

by worries4u January 14, 2008

wet noodle

A person who is heterosexual until generally drunk or sometimes just really horny, at that time, the person tends to have gay encounters. Like a noodle, the person is straight until wet.

-Did you hear Erika hooked up with Rachel last saturday?

-Yeah, that's Erika's sixth drunk lesbian hookup. She is such a wet noodle.

by lilraerae March 29, 2009

Is water wet

No bitch water isn’t fucking wet since “wet” is an adjective to describe something that was once dry that has now been contacted by a liquid.

Josh: is water wet?
Jake: no dumbass
James: yes it is dumb bitch
Josh: No you dummy. You telling me if you see water you gonna say it’s wet?
James: ......
Josh: right stfu

by FuckingDipShets February 9, 2019