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White Van

A white van usually has a person in there with a gun and a bag of cocaine marked flour. The elusive white van has never been found by the authorities. The person in the van lures small children 3-8 into the van saying they have candy or ice cream. When the child enters the back they see there is no candy and the van drives off with the child.
There’s a creepy white guy in that White Van.
by Reese’sMan6969 December 11, 2023
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Van Van

A really mean teacher wh gives iss and detentions for breathing wrong and she cant take a joke she stil owes ethean jaimen and peyton candy but she no do.
hey van van whats our lesson today
hey van van wheres my candy
by SlickCald October 16, 2019
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pak die chickie van achter

kanker, a Dutch Hip-Hop song by 7sidebaby. It got famous because of meme accounts on instagram, and if you yell 'pak die chickie van achter' (which means 'grab that girl from behind') on a dutch school people will automaticly say kanker (which means cancer)
Person: pak die chickie van achter
everybody in a dutch school: kanker
by lil bodyfluids October 16, 2019
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Mini-van

Mini-van... sticking two fingers in a girls vagina and five fingers in her anus, simulating the seating capacity of a minivan. Two in the front, five in the rear.
Tom: Thanks for cooking dinner tonight baby, I appreciate all the things you do for me...

Shelly: No problem tom, once I get this kitchen cleaned up you can give me a mini-van cause I dried out the pot roast.
by Charlieangusbuttchug October 21, 2019
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Van

A pedophile's car
by You're_a_whore October 28, 2019
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Vans

If a boy wears vans it means they have a small dick
Person1 “Yo did you see josh wearing those vans?”

Person 2 “yeah you know what that means... small dick
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VAN

Very Autistic Nigga. Say this for when someone is being a very autistic nigga.
by Penis Head 69 November 5, 2019
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