Urban Dictionary

A site full of emos and goths with nowhere else to put their unwanted opinions.

Person 1: Yo, do you use Urban Dictionary?
Person 2: Nah it's garbage.

by Big Chungus Gaming April 19, 2021

Urban Fucktard

All the single, horny children that add girls' first names and make the definition "hottest woman ever ohhhh." Or, they post their friends' names as condoms, different lengths of penises, or references to types of porn.

*scrolling through Urban Dictionary*

Jesus Christ, it's Jason... Porn.

This must've been posted by an Urban Fucktard.

by _JK_ May 12, 2018

Urban Sampling

Surviving on meals collected entirely from free food samples.

A typical urban sampling route:

For lunch, pass through the olive and cheese sections at Gourmet Garage. Dinner at the Whole Foods pizza counter. FatWitch brownies from Chelsea Market and dark chocolate from Pure Dark for dessert.

by Courtney Scott February 28, 2009

Urban Dictionary

A website where almost all of the definitions are related to sex. Oh yeah, and if you’re a right-winger, good luck surviving there, as people will treat you like the scum of the earth.

Bob: Man, does Urban Dictionary suck! Those brainlets somehow make every word about sex!

Jim: Yeah, I wish we could go back to a time where the people that used this site weren’t as brain-dead as they are now.

by bilked August 1, 2020

Urban-Narcissist

One who constantly posts their name on urban dictionary, thinking that it is cool and original, or just a way to raise his/her ever increasing ego just a bit more. Often times the definition begins with "the sexiest", "the handsomest", or "the most incredible" "guy/girl in the world". Then continues to narcissistic rambling. When playing the urban dictionary game, Urban-Narcissistic definitions are easy to come by and best deserve a "thumbs down".

(Urban-Narcissist)

Assface

Assface is the hansumist best luking pursen evr. He is soe kewl. insert random narcassistic rambling here

by chodeyjodey September 23, 2014

Urban Dictionary

A place where people go to look up stupid definitions of themselves or their friends. Commonly used during school hours and to pass time.

"Hey, can you look up my name in the Urban Dictionary?"

"Yea..Woah it says here that you're really good at giving blowjobs!"

by CurvyPancake April 19, 2019

Urban Dictionary

The fantastic website where you submit your personal definition for "slang" to the site, in which never actually lets your words go public unless you are extremely lucky.

Holy shit Urban Dictionary actually released my definition.

by THOT.exe January 31, 2018