The "other" Miami, located in Ohio. Wishes it was located in Sunny Florida. Although it is much older than THE University of Miami, it is in NO way superior. Should not be mistaken for the University of Miami, as it's name is Miami University.
"I go to Miami University."
"Florida or Ohio?"
"I said Miami University... Ohio... where sun never shines and our football team never wins."
"Florida or Ohio?"
"I said Miami University... Ohio... where sun never shines and our football team never wins."
by Canes Fan June 10, 2006
Get the Miami Universitymug. A wonderful school, a beautiful campus, and a place anyone could call home. Its close to ocean city too!
by dfhhfsfhjvxc November 18, 2019
Get the Salisbury Universitymug. A so called record company who just recently kicked out the best band in the world known as Mushroomhead. They claimed they tried everthing but they didn't do shit compared to Nelly and all the other rap and pop shit. Mushroomhead will move on with all the support and love us Mushroomhead fans have for them. Live long Mushroomhead. NEVER LET IT GO!!!!
Universal is crap they threw out Mushroomhead because they are blind and deaf and can't see how a awesome band Mushroomhead really is.
by Andrew July 20, 2004
Get the Universal Recordsmug. Institute of higher education in the state of Utah. Mormons come here to "go wild", other people come to get a hint of what Nazi prison camp was like. Upon graduation, most students enter one of the state's two industries: religion or skiing.
- "So where are you going to college?"
- "University of Utah. What's the most fun thing to do there?"
- "Pack up and get the hell out."
- "University of Utah. What's the most fun thing to do there?"
- "Pack up and get the hell out."
by bruce54 October 16, 2005
Get the University of Utahmug. The other school currently trying to obtain the national status of The University of Miami. Florida and Florida State both equally suck at football and always manage to lose to the best school in the nation, Miami.
by hexum January 19, 2005
Get the University of Floridamug. Basically it's a school full of people that say the same things:
"I got into Harvard, Yale, Penn, insert any other much better school...But I got a free ride @ AU." - it seems no one pays for education at AU. EVERYONE got a full scholarship.
"I'm really rich. insert name slept with me cuz i shop at Saks like everyday" OR "I was really, really rich, but um, I was disowned, stock market trouble, insert any financial disaster
Let's face it...AU is not Gtown, it's not GW, it's not College Park (which actually has decent frats and frat houses). I don't even think it's better than Catholic. Their campus looks like it was built by the Soviet Union and the students are all bitter about being there.
"I got into Harvard, Yale, Penn, insert any other much better school...But I got a free ride @ AU." - it seems no one pays for education at AU. EVERYONE got a full scholarship.
"I'm really rich. insert name slept with me cuz i shop at Saks like everyday" OR "I was really, really rich, but um, I was disowned, stock market trouble, insert any financial disaster
Let's face it...AU is not Gtown, it's not GW, it's not College Park (which actually has decent frats and frat houses). I don't even think it's better than Catholic. Their campus looks like it was built by the Soviet Union and the students are all bitter about being there.
AU GUY: Yeah so my parents invented the Internet and own Coca Cola.
AU GUY #2: Awesome. I got into like Harvard, P-ton, D-mouth, and Stanford.
AU GIRL: Omg same! Do you wanna go smoke some cigarettes, head back to our shitty dorms, and have lots of sex? All the guys at Gtown, GW, and Maryland said I'm too much a dirty skank whore.
AU GUY #2: Awesome. I got into like Harvard, P-ton, D-mouth, and Stanford.
AU GIRL: Omg same! Do you wanna go smoke some cigarettes, head back to our shitty dorms, and have lots of sex? All the guys at Gtown, GW, and Maryland said I'm too much a dirty skank whore.
by gladidontgothere September 19, 2005
Get the American Universitymug. Colgate University is home to kids like "Colgate Raiders" who spent 45 minutes writing and editing his UD entry which bashed schools that are better than Colgate and he clearly couldn't get into...he also has a baby penis and 3 friends.
by Ripper0309 August 7, 2008
Get the Colgate Universitymug.