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Twitter syndrome

The incapability to comprehend pieces of text that exceed the length of a Twitter post. See also: tl;dr
You admitted to having the attention span of a toddler, by stating that this 2 paragraph bit of text was too long for you to read. You have a clear cut case of Twitter syndrome.

Twitter Vulture 

People who dig through someone's old Tweets just to attempt to ruin that person's career.
Twitter Vulture: I found some interesting tea from ten years ago that can ruin this famous person's career ahahahaha

Twitter vulture 

People who search through old tweets to uncover racist, sexist or mostly out of context, non politically correct jokes or statements. People who think they're symbols of virtue but are essentially garbage collectors for likes and retweets.
"Peter is a Twitter Vulture, he's searching for old racist tweets on the people he follows"
Twitter vulture by Nezhar March 18, 2019
This is the little place between the twat and the shitter. Commonly known as a gooch on a guy or the taint. This little divider is the place between the cooter and the shooter on a girl.
I got jammed up on the her twitter going in.
Twitter by Ligmah April 20, 2019
somthing that idiots that think theyre reallly coool when theyr actully total idiots
twatter is like the best thing every invented
twatter by nobodylikesuahole April 28, 2019
A great place for tea.
Did you see the James and Tati drama on Twitter?”
Twitter by sereneblossom May 15, 2019