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A: The Vagina Muscle that gets tense and gets a knot and makes the woman go insane. She gets mad and starts to yell whenever you try to talk to her.
by One1Nut!!!!! March 11, 2010
by Trentmcfarlanetits September 11, 2013
A promiscuous women who has a high self esteem and is overly confident in the fact that all members of the human race would enjoy the site and feel of her vulva (vaginal region) this person would think they were a zero on the condometer and perfectly acceptable to raw dog.
by Matt Tim Ryan 17 September 21, 2009
by bamber💜 January 11, 2014
When your teacher/lecturer withholds your test marks for a stupidly long period of time for absolutely no reason.
Dude1: hey dude, did you get your mark back for your ancient Chinese architecture dissertation?
Dude2: no dude, my lecturer is totally mark twatting.
Dude2: no dude, my lecturer is totally mark twatting.
by datstudentlife June 17, 2015
by tim and josh July 25, 2008