twat goblin

one who likes eat syphillis ridden stinky vagina.

Carolyn is a twat goblin.

by Val Mode May 13, 2005

Vagina Twat

A: The Vagina Muscle that gets tense and gets a knot and makes the woman go insane. She gets mad and starts to yell whenever you try to talk to her.

A: Mikayla needs to cool her vagina twat.

by One1Nut!!!!! March 10, 2010

twat rocket

A vigina tool known as a dildo😝

"Man did you see the size of that twat rocket?"

by bamber💜 January 11, 2014

twat munch

Verb; To eat oysters to lick clams. When performing vaginal karrioke to a lady. Also insult to an obnoctuous oaf

I can't wait to see Sharon again so I can throw her down and give her a mighty twat munch

Hilary where are those reports I asked for you complete twat munch

by Ollie the Hind December 2, 2007

Twitchy twat

A twitchy twat is to a woman, what a hard on is to a man. Just as a man's penis gets hard when he is aroused; a woman's clitoris may twitch (multiple times in some cases), in response to her own arousal. The twitch is often in response to that which has aroused the woman.

As two women are watching an erotic sex scene in a movie, one turns to the other and says, "Can you imagine , what it would be like to be in bed with that man?". The second one replies,"Are you kidding me? I am getting twitchy twat just watching him."

by Saish January 20, 2016

Shat-twat

Most commonly used in reference to others. The physical resemblence of one's self to a faeces covered vagina.

"Sir, your wife is as ugly as a Shat-twat!"

by Basil Bastardson December 12, 2006

twat artist

A Twat is a daragatory reference to a womans privates, her vagina,It is also used to define a pregnant goldfish.

The general public usually use this term 'twat' when frustrated with another human being (or species) and want to vent there anger towards them by insulting them with such word.

However when you are a 'Twat Artist' you are a person that is so beyond a twat they make it an art.

Invented By Lauren Reynolds

Lauren:Can you believe that!
Lily:No i really cant why would he do that?

Lauren:I dont know .. he is such a twat artist!!
Lily:So agreed mofo

by lozza93 May 5, 2011