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twat goblin

one who likes eat syphillis ridden stinky vagina.
by Val Mode May 13, 2005
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Vagina Twat

A: The Vagina Muscle that gets tense and gets a knot and makes the woman go insane. She gets mad and starts to yell whenever you try to talk to her.
A: Mikayla needs to cool her vagina twat.
by One1Nut!!!!! March 10, 2010
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mark twatting

When your teacher/lecturer withholds your test marks for a stupidly long period of time for absolutely no reason.
Dude1: hey dude, did you get your mark back for your ancient Chinese architecture dissertation?
Dude2: no dude, my lecturer is totally mark twatting.
by datstudentlife June 23, 2015
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Twat Slicking

Verb.
The act of lubing a twat for fisting.
Twat Slicking is a rare occurrence in black neighborhoods due to high poverty and loose twat syndrome
by CucumberKing February 14, 2012
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Twat-Tac

A twat-tac is a non existent vaginal oder remover. Sometimes it is used to refer to Vagisil Rephresh, and other vaginal oder medications.
I was about to go down on this hot chick that I brought home from the bar but when I removed her panties I realized that she really really needed a twat-tac. The smell was unbearable.
by The Digital Word Man March 7, 2010
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Fake twat

A girl who acts like your friend in front of people, but in reality you know that you two will forever not like each other. She will seek any chance to make any digs at you privately.
That girl follows my sisters on Instagram but refuses to follow me. She acts like she is my friend just to get the approval of others, but we all know she's a fake twat.
by Katm14 September 1, 2013
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twat artist

A Twat is a daragatory reference to a womans privates, her vagina,It is also used to define a pregnant goldfish.

The general public usually use this term 'twat' when frustrated with another human being (or species) and want to vent there anger towards them by insulting them with such word.

However when you are a 'Twat Artist' you are a person that is so beyond a twat they make it an art.

Invented By Lauren Reynolds
Lauren:Can you believe that!
Lily:No i really cant why would he do that?

Lauren:I dont know .. he is such a twat artist!!
Lily:So agreed mofo
by lozza93 May 5, 2011
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