Robert

best napoleon impersonator. best baked beans in england. love my family xoxo

"OH my! Its Robert! He makes the best baked beans in the whole of the united kingdom!"

by pinkpineappleomglmao May 23, 2024

Robert

The sexiest mom fucker of all time. Has the body of a fucking Greek god. Can literally travel time. Has a 2 mile vertical jump. He created the fucking universe. Has an Iq of 896. Can do astrophysics in his head. He holds 17 world records. Can literally close black holes. is 14 centuries old and has a 13 inch penis.

Holy shit it’s Robert. He is so god damn fucking sexy.

by Lord fard December 17, 2022

Blowjob Roberts

The infamous late-80's televangelist who scammed money out of people by telling them that The Great One was gonna "smite him" if he didn't receive a certain number of "oral sessions" from his viewers.

As much debauchery and graphic sexual language is freely bandied about in the Bible, it's no wonder that there are now so many "Blowjob Roberts" characters around --- dudes who solicit sexual acts/relations from ordinarily-celibate/unwilling gals (think Warren Jeffs) by packaging their requests as "fulfillment of religious obligations"... yuck!!!

by QuacksO July 22, 2018

Paxton Robert hostert

Paxton is a mother fucker who cracks of the walls but has a HUGE! FAT! LONG! COCK!

Have you seen paxton robert hosterts dick it's HUGE!

by Savanah hege May 28, 2022

Robert Pastor Disaster

To create a completely unnecessary fucked up situation. This term originated from a senile old man named Robert Pastor.

This is a 100 percent Robert Pastor disaster.

by Craig10 December 3, 2021

Robert

Robert is a male name, they are generally tall and have brown hair kept in a short style. They always try to be the comedian not knowing they are not funny at all but just an interrupting jerk.

Robert: h-
Person: NO

by Septiplier|911| September 26, 2018

Robert Burnell

A great Entrepreneur and Writer he makes the world work for him

He must be Robert Burnell

by #UNKNOWN1 November 25, 2021