To shoot and hang yourself is a humorous reference to suicide, made by the absurd nature of killing yourself in two ways at once. Can also be used as a threat of murder (shooting) followed by a cover-up of suicide (hanging). Also humourous, because it would very clearly not be suicide.
"I'll never give you my LED kitty headphones! You can pry them out of my cold, dead hands."
"That's what I *will* do after I shoot and hang you!"
"That's what I *will* do after I shoot and hang you!"
by Juneuey January 19, 2025

A song by Marty Robbins. It tells of a man who was looking for gold and almost got hung but survived and walked away from the hanging tree with his true love. Not to be confused with the hanging tree from the hunger games. This song is leagues better that that one.
by BETTS SEAL! November 21, 2021

by D1cktheDuck April 29, 2022

by Hang Shang July 18, 2020

the person who makes a phone call has to be the first to hang up. if you break the rule, you WILL be cursed.
by feedthecrave. May 23, 2009

When you get paid on the Friday and making it rain left right and centre like a baller then wake up Saturday morning and check your bank account and realise you have rinsed EVERYTHING!!!
ahh man I over spent hard last night why on earth did we hire those Bitches... and buy all that coke... and... and... I don't know remember anything else... how the hell am I going to pay my rent... fill my car up... oh fuck this pay day hang over is killing me... im FUCKING RUINED!
by Gods OffSpring May 26, 2016

Page hanging is when you leave a, say, chatroom open, and just leave it there while doing other things. Don't do it. It's annoying to the people in the chatroom.
by wait, what? what do i put- oh April 24, 2017
