Fart Door

colloquial phrase for one's asshole.

noun - I have a tickle in my fart door.

adjective - This fuckin' fart door still owes me 130 bucks.

by Shmulie Mendel February 7, 2012

Royal Fart

When one let's out a fart and exclaims "I'm da princess"!

Just because you can let out a royal fart doesn't make you royalty.

by King of Fartonia November 26, 2011

stereo farted

the act of farting on both sides of a person

Damnit......john and sarah just stereo farted me, it sucks to sit in between them

by the chewbaca hunter October 15, 2011

Fart Lock

The sensation caused by farting that forces you to stop moving or pause momentarily untill the fart passes.

"Dude I heard Ryan was in a coma,"

"No, hes been suffering from fart lock for about 3 weeks,"

by ThyNameIsSid September 21, 2011

plane farts

When someone on a plane lets one rip and it stinks up the whole plane. Almost as bad a diarrhea farts, but these tend to smell like jet fuel as well.

A: How was your flight?
B: It sucked, crying babies and plane farts made it close to impossible to get any sleep.
A: Bummer.

by GretelundMavis October 5, 2011

Brain Fart

When you do something incredibly stupid by mistake. An obvious mistake that should for a task that's usually very simple.

Fernando: I was making cheese and crackers with salami but I put peanut butter instead of salami. Brain fart!
Josh: Yeah. Brain fart! And you're usually very smart.

by CognitiveFuel March 14, 2023

fart cancelling

Like noise cancelling, fart cancelling can be performed by cancelling a fart with another fart at the right time. Failing to do so can increase the power of the first fart.

"Yow, who let out this huge fart?"
"Don't worry. I have fart cancelling integrated in my body"

by William shitespeare October 4, 2023