Parisian breakfast is the most important meal of the day, consisting entirely of coffee and cigarettes. While imaginably the morning meal of those of Paris, it is not necessarily served with a side of French contempt.
I never wake up early enough to eat a bowl of cereal or fry an egg, but I always have a coffee to-go and a few cigarettes as my Parisian breakfast on the morning commute
by v_velox June 12, 2019
Get the parisian breakfastmug. STEPDADDY BREAKFAST can't be explained. It is both nothing and everything. Its anything you want it to be, good or bad. It's the most delicious and at the same time most disgusting thing to ever exist. Is it sexual? Maybe? All we can say is.....it stinks.....niiiiiice and gooooood.
Come and get you a nice big helpin of STEPDADDY BREAKFAST.
Get the butter and maple syrup STEPDADDY BREAKFAST bout to break some rules.
Get the butter and maple syrup STEPDADDY BREAKFAST bout to break some rules.
by CREAMY PICKLES September 18, 2022
Get the STEPDADDY BREAKFASTmug. Jake: “is there anything to eat here”
Samuel: “well, the locals here sell their friends as breakfast, they call it a Porutuguese Breakfast”
Samuel: “well, the locals here sell their friends as breakfast, they call it a Porutuguese Breakfast”
by Captain_Dizzy_Starz (im onYT) October 20, 2021
Get the Porutuguese Breakfastmug. A sexual act where a woman sucks the semen out of your erect penis while she is peeing into the toilet.
by Patient420 June 19, 2025
Get the Rainy Day Breakfastmug. by ^^!$#@ July 6, 2019
Get the Gypsy Breakfastmug. by Pegmaster99 May 2, 2018
Get the Breakfast smoothiemug. When a man has an insatiable curiosity only rivalled by his appetite for a superior style of breakfast sandwich that mixes two mainstays of breakfast that separately, have inspired generations of breakfast lovers, eggs for most people and fish for the Irish. On their own, perfection and when combined forbidden, McDonald’s may of may not have invented a fish, eggs and cheese sandwich as a completely unbalanced part of some people’s breakfast. The smell alone should interfere with anyone’s desire to consume this abomination of filth but alas, there are men who go down on women after a night of dancing or simply the gross ones.
Bro 1 “Hey bro, I just woke up this morning and my mouth smelled like a skunk shit in my mouth after eating a strict pescatarian diet with the occasional allowance for cheese”
Bro 2 “ Bro dude, my guy, do you not remember meeting that girl last night at that rave that kept going on about her ex, Elon? You and her went to McDonald’s and ordered like 15 fish breakfasts at 3 am, luckily they’re open 24/7 with hot fish and eggs just waiting to be eaten , ate them all and then you ate her out. It was pretty hot ngl .”
Bro 1 “ yeah I’ve definitely done this thing several times before, I call it the ultimate fish breakfast”
Bro 2 “ Bro dude, my guy, do you not remember meeting that girl last night at that rave that kept going on about her ex, Elon? You and her went to McDonald’s and ordered like 15 fish breakfasts at 3 am, luckily they’re open 24/7 with hot fish and eggs just waiting to be eaten , ate them all and then you ate her out. It was pretty hot ngl .”
Bro 1 “ yeah I’ve definitely done this thing several times before, I call it the ultimate fish breakfast”
by Trundle Grundle May 3, 2023
Get the fish breakfastmug.