Awkward Breakfast

When multiple people are staying at an apartment the morning after a party, they sit down to eat the most important meal of the day, and it’s obvious that two of those people had sex the night before.

That virgin is never going to get an Awkward Breakfast.

by Golouer November 27, 2021

Tennessee breakfast

When you pour syrup in her butthole and she farts on your pancakes.

Brittany made me the best Tennessee breakfast ever.

by Mike Dunham December 2, 2021

Breakfast Soup

When you put way too much hot water in your oatmeal

Damn I put way too much water in this oatmeal now it’s just breakfast soup!

by Smartalecbaldwin February 7, 2020

Breakfast

Female genitalia

Her dress was so short her breakfast was hanging out.

by Chatham snack February 7, 2020

White Trash breakfast

Hot dog and a Mountain Dew

Nothing at the house to eat so I grabbed a white trash breakfast.

by Gpitt April 13, 2020

Breakfast kiss

Pouring milk and cereal into your partner's mouth, then kissing them, sharing the breakfast between eachother.

"I breakfast kissed Angelica this morning!"
"Oh, gross."

by Sweet-sticks February 28, 2020

Breakfast

Something that nobody ever seems to eat, and people go on to brag about not having it for some reason that eludes the rest of us.

Person A: “LOL I didn’t have breakfast this morning! All I’ve had to eat today is a glob if toothpaste and two nickels HAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!”
Person B: “R u ok?”

by mí March 10, 2020