Chicago Boxing is an act where one person restrains another person from behind by holding the arms of the aforementioned person while a third person punches or slaps the restrained person. Specifically, where the restrained person is a female and her breasts are slapped or lightly boxed.
Stacy thought it was funny when she hit Todd in the balls, but when Todd and Steve started Chicago Boxing her she quit laughing really quickly.
by SuperFrostedButts May 17, 2011
Quote from Calvin and Hobbes:
Calvin: "Hey, Hobbes, wanna go time traveling with me? See, I built this time machine." (shows Hobbes a right-side-up cardboard box)
Hobbes: "This looks a lot like your transmogrifier."
Calvin: "To the inattentive layman, yes, but with the transmogrifier, you crawl under the box, whereas in the time machine, you climb in on TOP."
Hobbes: "Ah."
Calvin: "Hey, Hobbes, wanna go time traveling with me? See, I built this time machine." (shows Hobbes a right-side-up cardboard box)
Hobbes: "This looks a lot like your transmogrifier."
Calvin: "To the inattentive layman, yes, but with the transmogrifier, you crawl under the box, whereas in the time machine, you climb in on TOP."
Hobbes: "Ah."
by Hmail April 27, 2012
by real talk. May 06, 2015
A pussy that snaps back nice and tight no matter how many times it’s used and abused. It’s the gold star of poon.
Thanks to Rachel’s amazing bungee box, everyone in the train at her birthday gang bang got to experience that tight little snatch.
Despite her weekend fuck-a-thon, Mary’s bungee box snapped back tight as a glove.
After all these years and three kids, she still has a bungee box and can make me nut in 2 minutes.
Despite her weekend fuck-a-thon, Mary’s bungee box snapped back tight as a glove.
After all these years and three kids, she still has a bungee box and can make me nut in 2 minutes.
by Eaton Holgoode May 22, 2018
Aden: "dude did you get with holly yesterday"
Marcus: "kind of but we went scrotum boxing man and it hurt"
Aden: "lol"
Marcus: "kind of but we went scrotum boxing man and it hurt"
Aden: "lol"
by RWizzleTypeShizzle July 12, 2008
by quadman08 September 15, 2008
Fucking a womans clevage while holding her tits together. Combining turtle boxing with a Diaphram Dump results in Sloppy Chilli Dog.
by Deano' June 15, 2007