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Stop being a chimp

Used when someones behavior is that of a monkey or dumbass
Person 1: Please buy me some wings right now ill pay you tomorrow

Person 2: No sorry I'm broke right now

Person 1: But im hungry though now please dude

Person 2: I sai-

Person 1: *Stop being a chimp!
by Ncthh5 June 17, 2023
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Stop being so cynical

No... No. You eat a dick.
Hym "Eat a bag of them actually. I will stop being so cynical the day AFTER you drink a gallon of bleach... When you take a zucchini... Drill some holes in to make a flute... And shove the zucchini-flute... Up your ass... And play me 'Twinkle Twinkle Little Star'... I will then stop being so cynical... That will be the day my cynicism stops... If your bring me... Destiny's Ex-Wife... And give her to me as property... I will stop... If you can get... Chris... To eat a sandwich bag full of you pubes... I will laugh... And you can choose one of those other things... To make me stop being cynical..."
by Hym Iam April 29, 2024
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Stop When

Asking a person how large their cock is with the visual representation of your arms.
A "stop when"
A expands their arms
B "now"
A stops and gasps
by Stopwhen January 30, 2023
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Muffin Stop

From the Latin "Stoppus Mufforum" meaning "Stop of Muffins"

A mythical location rumoured to be situated at the top of Black Park. It is only accessible when in possession of a muffin (preferably bought at the corner shop.)

It is thought the name originated around 100 B.C when Roman soldiers used to take captured women there for a touch of "forced muff-diving," however since rape has become a more serious crime, nowadays it tends only to be frequented by youths looking for the ideal place to munch down a good ol' muffin.
Dude, I don't think I'm ready for Muffin Stop..
No one's ever really ready for Muffin Stop
(Paranoid Park)
by MuffinMuncher June 23, 2009
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Truck Stop Rainbow

The simultaneous presence of feces, urine, and blood in the stall of a truck stop bathroom. Like other rainbows, the Truck Stop Rainbow only appears when the proper conditions exist. Blood-laced feces, bloody noses suffered as part of a massive colon evacuation, accidentally peeing blood, involuntary defecation and urination as a result of injury, and open sores can all contribute to the formation of the Rainbow.
Opening a bathroom stall and finding the floor soaked in urine and errant feces, and the toilet itself bespecked in fecal bits, mini puddles of urine, and dots of blood indicating an anal spray pattern. This is certainly a sighting of a rare Truck Stop Rainbow}
by mrwinston June 4, 2011
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Stop

Hope this makes you smile :D

To define this word

Imagine you are in a group of people yelling and arguing then someone yells “ STOP” my brain always goes “ collaborate and listen” and now yours will too:D
by Bigskrimp December 8, 2020
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Vaj stopping

The equivalent of cock blocking but for women. When a person purposely acts as an obstacle to prevent a woman from getting some.(for watever reason)
Girl:Derrick leave us alone and quit Vaj stopping
Guy:Youre my sister youre drunk as hell and there is no way im lettin u hook up with this guy
by many words April 27, 2011
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