Surprise Spider-Man

When a bukkake group cums into a jar for someone. This person then goes and finds the enemy and splatters them with cum, Spider-Man style.
This dude at work is such a douche, one day I'm gonna come in and give him a Surprise Spider-Man.
by MorningFey February 13, 2016
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porch spider

Soulless, spineless money hungry wench. Member of the succubus family. Feeds on pitty, drama and bullshit. Tries to use its wits of a broken oreo to seem attractive to the male species. Will attempt to attack the male species with its wet wendys sack giblet pussy. Caution the Porch Spider will drag you through court for any utmost reason.
She may be a Porch Spider, but man is her pussy ugly.

Stay away from Tree Nut Street, that Porch Spider in heat.
by OIC-U-812 August 01, 2021
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Porch spider

Soulless, spineless, and money hungry, member of the succubus species. Feeds on pitty, drama, and bullshit. Will attempt to use its wits of a broken oreo to lure in its mate. Once mating season arrives it will try to use its wet paper sack giblet wound to attract its mate.
Stay away from tree nut street, that porch spider is in heat.

That girl look like an ole porch spider!
by OIC-U-812 August 02, 2021
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spider miu

a stupid gif that is miu iruma crawing like a fucking spider
me: *sends gif*
S: WTF IS THAT
me: that is spider miu w0r3sh!p h3R 0r D!3
S: this is why you dont have friends-
by 404_innit April 05, 2023
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Spider-man birthday cake

when you roll one of your cousins in a carpet, cut a hole in it and fuck their ass while they cry.
"Stop it jimmy, I don't want to be the spider-man birthday cake this time"!
by bongusdongus July 29, 2022
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Spider Dancing

A component of DJ logic or musical playlist planning where songs are ordered in a way to achieve an optimum listening experience. The process involves playing songs with a slower tempo after faster paced hits. This allows listeners to recover fully between extreme party moments.
See the way the tempo slowed down after that banger? Classic DJ spider dancing, giving us a chance to chill before re-melting our faces.
by sonofrickslone May 23, 2015
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Salty Spider-Man

Lay across the top of bathroom stall, facing downward. Wait for someone to enter and sit down on toilet. Urinate on them from above
by RJS848 May 14, 2019
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