Snap, Crackle, and Pop (Rice Crispies)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Snap, Crackle, and Pop (Rice Crispies)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025

faux snap

Making a staged or pretend snapchat snap to fool your followers into thinking you are clever, cool, silly and/or clumsy

I think when she “fell asleep all cute” it was a faux snap and really just a selfie. She ain’t got a girlfriend.

Did you see that bitches faux snap last night? He has never gotten into a bar fight in his life!

by Grash0per February 23, 2018

Cold Snap

A back-handed compliment

Was that a cold snap? She just said she liked the way I fucked up that presentation.

by stealyourfacebook September 02, 2016

Flame Snap

The act of contracting gonoreah then cumming in your hand and rubbing it in your wife, girlfriend, or one night stand's eyes.

Guys willy Bill just told me he flame snapped his ex girl friend to get back at her and I died!

by GustyMcFuckHole69 February 15, 2020

six pack snap

Cousins to the six pack the six pack snap is when a male inserts two fingers into the females vagina and thumb into the anal cavity. While trying to pick her up like a six pack the make proceeds snap his fingers.

The six pack didn't work on her so I had to pull out the six pack snap.

by [e-mail] November 23, 2015

Snap is bugged

An excuse for them doing something on snap, such as if they un-added you or leave you on open

Oh sorry I left you on open, my snap is bugged!

by The Chip Lord Himself July 20, 2021

catch a snap

From the 80’s; to sober up quickly due to a quick change in circumstances; ie., you are pulled over.

Catch a snap, my parents are home.

by Raybanjams October 29, 2023