A Simon situation

When you travel to another country for dick

Damn he’s hot but he lives in another country.. this is going to be a Simon situation

by Badi January 7, 2022

Ruby simms

A stick at guiseley school

Ruby simms looks like a stick

by unnyknownyxoxo March 4, 2022

gabby simon

A rude bitch

Gabby simon is a rude bitch

by Da baby 123582 March 21, 2022

Soggy simon

When you ''finish'' on your partners toes and make them put Thier sock back on and go to the shops

Hey George I gave my Mrs a soggy simon last night ...

by Patchypee88 May 1, 2022

St Simon Stock Catholic School

I got sexually assaulted and harassed by the homophobic kids in my year and the school did nothing about it because i'm not a woman therefore "its just a joke"
oh and the teachers take sides very easily without knowing full context (I was quite literally being called slurs so I made a "i fucked your dad" joke and I got told off for it)

Friend 1: Why do you go to St Simon Stock Catholic School?
Friend 2: You think I willing choose to go to that shithole?

by SnodlandDominoes May 13, 2022

Andrew Simon

A very sexy autistic man

i love Andrew Simon

by AndrewSimonfan May 30, 2022

teja simon

She is the most beautiful most caring and most fit person ever but people don’t get that and take advantage of her but she is one to keep. She doesn’t see value in boyfriends but she will accept you if you test her right and have a good relationship with her. She’s interesting, intelligent but also very funny but there are people that don’t like her. They are missing out !!

Have you seen teja simon she is beautiful

by anonymous July 19, 2022