Santa Fucking

Dressing as Santa and having sexual intercourse on December 25th.

Hey man, I think my girlfriend wants to try Santa Fucking this year.

by Dicky Brewski December 9, 2021

Santa

Stanta is when an old man breaks into a house in all red, drinks all the milk and eats the cookie. And leaves a gift in wrapper.

Common in Florida

"Be carefully i think Mr Smith is gonna pull a santa."
"Thanks for the warnning man."

by Doctor mc doctor. December 18, 2021

Santa’s Funeral

When someone dies on Christmas Eve and their funeral is a Christmas party for relatives and friends to recount and reminisce about the deceased’s selfless contributions and achievements to humanity on this side of eternity.

At Santa’s funeral, the children and grandchildren are secretly contemplating what the old man’s will has allocated for them.

by Fasters December 22, 2021

Santa muerta

Lady life goddess of death ,a book will be coming or soon . BABY

She is beautiful mostly on an alter

SANTA MUERTA

by Baby doll lila March 19, 2022

santana romani

santana romani is babysantana

Person 1: Yo, You heard of santana romani?
Person 2: Fuck no who the fuck is that?
Person:1 its babysantana u fucking dumbass

by bunlikeskids April 4, 2022

SantaHat

Eh… It’s just a person who plays Gorilla Tag and well, isn’t the best at the game but makes good content.

Is that? Santahat? Huh, he’s not the best but whatever

by santahat April 16, 2022

Santa

A fat old man wearing red and is 200+ years old, he leaves presents under the first tree he freaking sees and in return he eats your milk and cookies you were planning to eat in the morning. He has he many midgets that are working for him and is too fat and lazy to make the toys himself. He yells ho ho ho and disturbs the people trying to sleep, he breaks into innocent peoples homes and makes annoying christmas carols that always get stuck in your head at the wrong time of season.

Susie: OMG! stop acting like Santa!

Jay: Ho! Ho! Ho!

by IhopeIdrinkwater April 28, 2022