A person who consumes velveeta type cheese on everything. Grill cheese sandwiches, nachos, on vegetables, fondue, casseroles or just gobbling up big chunks of it.
Maybe some fried spam on the side. And a big spoonfull of
mayonnaise right out of the jar every few bites to help it
slide. Usually served with a two liter diet soda.
He eats nothing but velveeta cheese all
day long. Been a month since he had a bowel movement. He'
s gonna
blow like a Yellowstone geyser one of these days. What a velveeta queen.