granny pants

Any pair of women's pants that are "uncool" because they look like something your mom or grandma would wear. This often includes "relaxed fit" jeans, jeans that taper down to the ankles, anything in a old-school floral pattern, anything TOO stretchy, etc.

1) I was wearing granny pants and some girl teased me in the hallway.

by andriod5 January 13, 2006

pants

Street slang used to describe "downer" drug such as heroin.

"shirts" is slang for "upper" like cocaine.

Dude, score me 50 pants (meaning $50 worth of heroin)

by Squishy-man April 1, 2007

prescription pants

Similar to v-neck pants. Worn by people who go to clubs because they suck.

Of coarse he wears prescription pants, he also wears striped shirts from nordstrom and too much cologne

by sneekix September 15, 2006

happy in the pants

something causing an orgasm or an erection.

Those cookies made Ben Davis happy in the pants.

by Emily and Brooke June 26, 2005

pinestraw pickers

Slang for an illegal immagrant, in the south, who makes their living picking up pinestraw that comes off of pinetrees.

usually mexicans are pinestraw pickers.

by snick and fsquirrel May 11, 2006

Pinesol

1) n The world's oldest and most classic poison.

2) v To poison with the world's oldest and most classic poison.

1 - "Did you put Pinesol in my soup? ..Are you sure? My spleen feels funny.."

2 - "What's that lemon smell?"
"Oh..uh. I Pinesolled a guy and hid him in the basement."

by blickery August 5, 2008

Pingsturbate

Pingsturbate (ing), (ed), (etc): Using the new iphone app to ping yourself.

I couldn't find anyone to ping, so I pingsturbated.

by Hobart Jackson October 20, 2009