Jesus Run

A situation in which you out run a ridiculous amount enemies without dying.

Mainly used in video games.

I don't even know how i got a way. Seriously, that was the most intense jesus run I've ever done.

by GrimmWhiskey July 24, 2016

Jesus high

A wonderful, joyfilled peace and completely overwhelming sense of knowing and feeling the love of God envelope you. This often happens after meditating on God's Word/the Bible, singing praise or worship songs, or realizing and thanking God for all His goodness and the things He has carried you through. There is no better high like a Jesus high.

I used to be a pot head but then I finally quit because I got more into Jesus. He changed my life! Jesus highs are free and will not go away in Heaven! He really loves you, too, bro!

by I love rabbits January 9, 2022

Jesus straps

"hook and loop" straps (note: the originals are known as "velcro")

these straps contain and manage cords, cables, ropes...e.t.c. , keeping them from catching on anything and everything,
or transforming themselves into a tangled mass! (or wrapping themselves around "the baby's" NECK !!)

the natural law is: when carrying ANYTHING (like a tv) the dangling cord will catch itself solidly on something, where one has to 'break stride' to get it free. this would NEVER happen in 5,000 tries at throwing the cord at the offending catch point! it ONLY catches when carrying something unsecured!

be right with you! , godda find a way to contain this cord! (response:) try this Jesus strap !

when setting up the PA, the previously attached Jesus straps saved my black ass !

what kind of idiot doesn't secure a cord ?? -Jesus straps your savior, infant!

by michael foolsley April 14, 2022

Jesus Pimple

A Pimple which comes back a few days later after it is popped.

Dude, the pimple I popped three days ago has come back to life. Damn, Jesus Pimple.

by Jireh July 25, 2012

finding jesus

A abosolutely hilarious ripoff of finding Nemo. just look at the damn front cover y'all.

AYO IS THAT FINDING JESUS?!

by G520 April 24, 2023

Mo-Jesus

A term used to ask Jesus for more of his love and grace, or for The fire of the holy spirit,supernatural things of God, or passion to be ignited for him.

(more Jesus)

Give me Mo-Jesus! We want "Mo"(more) of Choo(you)

by Ages August 5, 2008

banana Jesus

The act of calling your partner a biblical figure such as Jesus while they knosh on your banana (penis).

"I heard Marcus lost his virginity last night, but I also heard him screaming Jesus, what was that about?"
"Oh, don't worry, he was just getting the banana Jesus".

by Hallistic Vocal Roach March 28, 2022