Peelin' the Banana

A slang phrase that is synonymous with male masturbation. Other examples include: choking the chicken; jackin' the beanstalk.

My boy got punked by his girl, so he got left peelin' the banana.

by MuddKatt July 16, 2007

Banana Phone

A magical unknown mindfucking device that only really special people can use to communicate with each other. Can also be thrown at someone or hidden somewhere as a prank.

"Dude someone put a banana phone on my car today...wtf...."

by Mesapie January 16, 2009

Crusty Banana

when a male ejaculates and lets his mess dry on his wang and lets a girl lick it off

John's sister gave me the best crusty banana I have ever had

by Wren the mass penatrator April 26, 2008

banana horning

Two super upward curved erections sword fighting during man on man foreplay.

Wow, that was some serious banana horning we took part in last night. I don't ever remember you ever being that hard. Do you want to banana horn later on today?

by DoctorDoMore March 27, 2023

Banana Knife

A long curved knife that allows a woman to stare deep into your eyes while she stabs you right in the back.

Woman: "I love you.. but i'm sleeping with your best mate"
Banana Knife

by Baggamuss January 30, 2008

Banana Masher

1. A phrase used to determine the weight and value of a persons intellect through the scope of their ability to mash a given amount of bananas within a given time.

2. Commonly used in the event of a person doing something which is obscene and repulsive.

3. Conor.

"Why are you such a banana masher?!"

by Capt. Jezebel Starion September 26, 2005

Thug banana

A banana that always carries a gun with him and always has a smoke in his hand to look cool.

Dude you always carry a smoke with you, your acting like a total thug banana right now and get rid of the gun

by Me.fresh111 July 5, 2014