narq

Someone whom tattles on someone else

My friend John is a narq. He did something and blamed it on me

by bob stevensss December 30, 2007

Narcis

Narcissist. Self-centered, lacking human conscience.

Narcis abuse power in divorce court.

by KidsWant ParentsEqually February 9, 2019

narnia

Narnia is the best god damn place a kid could visit. Better then Disney Land. This magical land is believed to be complete bull shit, only because it is known as fantasy in our world. Any person who says they swore they have been in Narnia is telling the truth, yet no one will ever believe them. In the magical land of Narnia, animals can talk, and magic is real. The end.

FALSE = "Dude, I just visited Narnia yesterday, god damn it was awesome."

TRUE =

Lary- "You guys, I just visited a place called Narnia yesterday! The animels could talk!"

Joe - "Sure you did, and pigs can fly."

by yur September 19, 2008

naruturd

An idiot who is obsessed with naruto.

1. LOL Tim's such a naruturd that he gets off to sakura every night

by Bobby Rhino December 28, 2007

Narutard

Idiots who worship the anime Naruto like it's the best anime ever. Which it is not. They usually haven't seen any other anime enough to compare or they are just plain ignorant of other animes. They usually cosplay Naruto characters in conventions. They pretty much over-power their favorite characters.
They suffer from :
1) Saying Baka alot.
2) SOME fangirls squeel and die due to major yaoi substance in Naruto.
3) Over-power their characters.
4) Saying Chidoriiii and Resengaaannn alot.
5) Automatically loves Ramen and become obsess with Instant ramens.
6) Thinking they could do jutsus or throw paper shurikens.

Narutard1 : Holymotherfuckingshit Sage Naruto was liikkeee holymotherfuckingshit awesome!~!!11
Narutard2: LOLOLIKNOWRITE HE CAN SOLO ALL THE OTHER ANIME LOLOLLLLL
Non-Narutard : ...No he can't.
Narutard1: WTF SHUTUP YOU BAKA~~
Narutard2: LEAVE IT TO ME. FUUSEN RESENGAANNNN *booms*
Non-Narutard : ....I'm outa here.

by Once in a lifetime January 19, 2009

Narcisexual

Narcisexual, rooting to the word of Narcissist (loving yourself), means you are only sexually attracted to yourself. (Also see Narciromantic)

"I think he's Narcisexual. He's never slept with anyone and he said he masturbates all the time."

by True One June 23, 2015

narcissistic

Posting countless photos of ones own face and body on myspace and facebook in swimsuits, lingerie, and "sexy" attire in various "sexy" poses from "modeling photo shoots," hoping for multiple complimentary comments.

That rather unattractive girl in an ugly swimsuit with far too much makeup on is narcissistic.

by mostgirlsareidiots April 26, 2009