Mum Vision

The act of mothers being able to find objects no one else in the house can find.

S: "MA! I can't find the sharpie!"
M: "It's right there. You just left it on the shelf."
S: "Damn, you got some crazy mum vision."

by yogha September 17, 2023

G mums

a word that is slowly growing around london that mean “mums”other words “word” this big word “g mums” came from to little mandem called big TY and Little LH

“i say we cut”

“g mums let’s cut den”

by boobblapsnap January 27, 2023

Mum

A person who loves unconditionally. A character builder and heart healer. The maker and keeper of wonderful memories.

The hardest and lowest paid, but most rewarding job in the world

I love my mum with my whole heart

by Thebestchild March 21, 2020

ur mum

Your hot mum that comes to my house every night for adult playtime 😩

Me: I’m having a kid with ur mum
You: WTF

by ash_slays October 24, 2023

ur mum

the one i banged last night

i banged ur mum last night

by bangedurmumlastnight April 20, 2021

Nigel's dead mum

Nigel's keeping dead mums body's under the bed ATM'ing their weekly pension

Nigel's dead mum is beginning to rot

by mrs tosser August 3, 2025

Your mum

Ur mum

Mary:your mum
Jeremy:your mum

by 763qYour mum60 May 31, 2022