Person 1: wow michael bush you are so nice
Michael Bush: thank you kind sir *proceeds to rape and masturbate on person 1*
Michael Bush: thank you kind sir *proceeds to rape and masturbate on person 1*
by PenisErecto May 16, 2018
If you know someone called this... you are extremely lucky he's one of those people who will stay up till 4 in the morning playing game pigeon chess with you, what a lad.
by FatPurpleWrinklyPigeon December 29, 2021
A music artist. Wrote and rapped in two hit songs known as Apex Struggle and Apex Desire. Loves girls of all types.
by apexdesire February 01, 2022
When You date a girl/guy but you never talk in person. You will text day and night. He will tell you how much he/she loves you. When you ask to hang out they respond with no, or they will have a reason that they can't.
Jared: Bro, I was talking to Monica last night and asked if I could take her out. But she said she sort of has a thing with someone.
Chris: Man, harsh she is most likely Michael Dating
Chris: Man, harsh she is most likely Michael Dating
by Thisisnttexas April 08, 2012
Lafrenard: Wow Michael Pella is the biggest stud in North-Western Ontario
Timbits: Yeah he’s massive
Morrow: yeah
Morrow:
Timbits: Yeah he’s massive
Morrow: yeah
Morrow:
by Anderson MacGyver is Better May 13, 2020
A cool guy who's from belfast. A ledgendary hurler and gaelic player for eoghan rua gaa club in county derry a keen golfer and is amazing. He is pretty fit and really kind and generous and is always happy to talk. He has loads of friends and is super smart
by hero247 January 05, 2012
Tofu shaped like turkey
Likes making students cry
accuses you of throwing chairs around the classroom
Likes making students cry
accuses you of throwing chairs around the classroom
You better watch out, you better not cry, i'm telling you why, Michael shorr is going to make you die : )
by imananonymouse October 17, 2019