airpods max

Overpriced Garbage

A: “I got a new AirPods Max!”
B: “Dude, you should have gotten the XM4s”
A: “Na man, I’m already deep in the eco-system”
C: “Bro, I just got my AirPods Max replaced for the 4th time this year”
A: “ Shit man, I got scammed by Apple again”

by sussybaka01 June 16, 2022

Pulling a Max

being so horny that is absolutely goated especially in the GC.

Hey guys did you here about me Pulling a Max? last night I did a suicide jerk I was about to cum so I yelled ¨Girlfriend!! come quit!!" and as soon as she came in my room I 360 offed my bed no scoped nutted in her mouth giving her that special secret sauce. #LoveGF #whatachamp <3

by Fatcoochslayer69 December 9, 2021

Max Payton

a furry
max, if you’re reading this, i guess ur moms a furry too.
max’s are usually attracted to cancers ♋️

max payton is totally a furry.

by o5706 April 10, 2020

Max Freeburg

Who dat.

Max Freeburg is a Nobody.

by whocurrr October 26, 2010

Max Salter

Great person, very kind and generous, good-looking, sexy

One downside: can be rude

That boi over there is Max Salter

by PatrickMarsalek April 24, 2019

Chief Maxed

The highest point you will reach while smoking marijuana

"Damn bro,that bud got me chief maxed"

by Swene December 13, 2008

Ella and max

Best couple ever. Everyone wants to be them. They are the hottest couple. Baes forever obviously. They’re so cute. Mella forever 😍

“I want a relationship like Ella and Max”

“Omg couple goals”

by Hahahahahahaahshah January 2, 2021