Jared (homeless guy)

Jared! The homeless guy down the street! He got kicked out by his parents for no apparent reason?… Anyway he’s now working for Walter where he keeps accidentally breaking the sink, he’s trying to save up for college but let’s be honest he’s 23 and never gonna get in college. (He also looks kind gay)

El caca: Look, it’s a homeless guy!
Walter: No that’s just Jared (homeless guy).
El caca: Oh, Look! It’s Jared !
Walter: Yeah Jared, that homosexual.

by ELCACAISAPIECEOFSHIT October 29, 2022

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Jared

A guy that gets absolutely no maidens. No bitches. No damsels. No female significant other. Or male significant other, for that matter. He gets nobody. He is alone, and will forever be alone. He loves Friday Night Funkin' and anime, and watches them nonstop.
Hopefully, someday, he will find that special someone.

*at a party*
"Yo you seen my boy Jared?"
"Nah he's at home playin FNF."
"Damn that's too bad."

by Drexsanity November 4, 2022

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Jaked

The act of getting inebriated because you received entirely too many shots from a man named Jake.

It could also be from just some asshole buying you too many shots…..call him ‘Jake’

Holy hell, Jen is really fucking Jaked right now.

by DV81 November 23, 2022

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JaredGames

A wonderful youtuber with more then 350+ Subs he would love if you subbed to
Him

"have you seen that Jaredgames video?"
"No Jaredgames Sucks"

by Jaredgames November 25, 2022

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Jaeden

A therapist but also a slut and a hoe. Absolute whore that deserves to die. Has her legs wide open for any football player that tries anything with her including her brothers best friend.

Jaeden is a whore

by Mommypapa12 November 27, 2022

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Jaeden

A whore whose legs are open to any football player including her brothers best friend. She deserves to rot in hell cause she’s a slut and deserves no one. She also won’t get with Andrew cause she got L rizz and she’s a pot addict.

Jaeden is such a slut

by Mommypapa12 November 27, 2022

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