groupon greed

When a small company sees unexpected groupon success beyond their wildest dreams leading them to ignore existing customers and focus on luring new ones.

-Did you see they're having another groupon - my order hasn't shipped from the first one yet?
-I know - they have groupon greed!

by e.a.s April 4, 2011

snoopy groupie

A bi-atch that follows Snoop around trying to get sex or pot.

Damn, I don't think I've ever seen that many snoopy groupies in one place!

by Bennett July 18, 2004

Gropos

Slang for Ground Pounders, meaning infantry.

I'm going to join the army and become one of the Gropos.

Why not the Air Force?

I like going out on patrol and be alongside my fellow man.

by SsurebreC November 20, 2009

Pepperidge Farm Grope

unwanted touching by an old bag!

“Yeah dude got another Pepperidge Farm Grope from Sam and now I need to take a rape shower”

by donotwantyou! May 16, 2011

Emo-Groupie

1. (n) A person who is attracted to the Emo lifestyle, but isn't necessarily Emo themselves.

2. (n) A person (usually female) who will do anything to get close to a member of a shitty Emo band (i.e. My Chemical Romance)after a concert.

1. Guy #1: "Oh man, Jaime is so hot... I don't know what it is about the black hair amd excessive eyeliner.."

Guy #2: "You must be an Emo-Groupie or something."

2. Girl #1: "OMGOMGOMG!! IT'S (Insert faggy Emo band member here) OMG!!!"

Girl #2: "Would you calm the fuck down!? You are a serious Emo-Groupie..."

by phroot October 15, 2008

visual groper

One who obsessively stares at another person with sexual intent.

The pervert was labeled a visual groper after hawk eyeing
the group of women playing volleyball.

by The Profit November 18, 2005

garage groupie

Most commonly found in the NASCAR world.

1. Teeny boopers - most commonly fans of Kasey Kahne, Brian Vickers, and Kyle Busch who know little about racing and clog up racing message boards with messages such as "He's so cute, does he havea girlfriend".

2. Generally know very little about racing including who is in the points lead.

3. Still live with their parents and operate under the delusion that they will some day hook up with their driver of choice.

4. Pathetic losers.

Example:

The posters at Kasey Kahne.com are a bunch of pathetic garage groupies.

by Anti-Garage April 16, 2005