Susie: "Nickelback concert on Saturday. You coming?"
Zeek: "Nah, I'm going to Bend, OR for the gold weekend"
Zeek: "Nah, I'm going to Bend, OR for the gold weekend"
by Georgecostanza March 18, 2015

Me: Is it possible to lead plate gold?
Roommate: Yes... but why the fuck would you want to do that?
Me: Because... *facepalm*
Roommate: Yet another brilliant lead-plated-gold moment, brought to you by lack of sleep!
Roommate: Yes... but why the fuck would you want to do that?
Me: Because... *facepalm*
Roommate: Yet another brilliant lead-plated-gold moment, brought to you by lack of sleep!
by Dr. WubWub March 5, 2015

An incel who cannot get laid because he has won the Olympic gold, Stanley Cup and World Championship of hockey. These players usually take hockey very seriously and puts all their time and effort on it, literally being on a hockey monk mode. Therefore they do not have any extra time of getting laid.
- Did you hear that Crosby went to the mountains again to focus on the upcoming NHL-season?
- That's because he is a typical Triple Gold Club Cel member who literally went on a monk mode.
- That's because he is a typical Triple Gold Club Cel member who literally went on a monk mode.
by Best_celler January 14, 2024

Someone who is willing to marry someone even he or she is much younger than the other person is just because the other person has so much money and a lot of valuable expensive stuff.
Irene: Hey, did you hear about Sandy, who is 26 years old?
Jackie: Yeah, she just married some hideous old 83 year old guy just because he has a lot of money.
Irene: She's such a Gold Digger.
Jackie: As well as a total bitch.
Jackie: Yeah, she just married some hideous old 83 year old guy just because he has a lot of money.
Irene: She's such a Gold Digger.
Jackie: As well as a total bitch.
by PhoenixGamer34 January 18, 2024

by Short gold June 21, 2017

A bi (with both homo & hetero attraction) person who has only been sexually intimate with members of the opposite sex if those partners have been sexually intimate with people of their same gender, i.e. A bisexual who has only been with other card-carrying bisexuals.
e.g. a bisexual man who's only female partners have had lesbian relationships, or a bisexual woman who has never had sex with any men who lack any MLM (gay) sexual experience.
e.g. a bisexual man who's only female partners have had lesbian relationships, or a bisexual woman who has never had sex with any men who lack any MLM (gay) sexual experience.
I'm not one of those bi girls who lets men have a lower standard—it's much easier to be with other women and anyone who says otherwise is sus as hell. Damn right I'm a gold-star bisexual, and I never will be with any man who's never himself been with another man before, but if you like straight dudes that's good for you lmao
by Akrysta July 27, 2022

A person who makes people “uh uh” at every show they dj. Von gold is a successful dj/producer despite the distraction of being a magnet for crazy betches, but loves it.
Von Gold has many talents from cooking culinary masterpieces to doing large audience laser light shows, but is mostly famous for pleasuring lucky woman. Von Gold is a legend, a mystery, and some believe Von Gold is a unicorn.
Von Gold has many talents from cooking culinary masterpieces to doing large audience laser light shows, but is mostly famous for pleasuring lucky woman. Von Gold is a legend, a mystery, and some believe Von Gold is a unicorn.
Von Gold only drinks quality tequila.
The finest music selection is artistically performed by the legendary Von Gold.
The finest music selection is artistically performed by the legendary Von Gold.
by MVG42069 November 22, 2021
