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There Is No Game: Jam Edition 2015

Hello. Program speaking. I have some bad news. Actually, there is no definition. Why? I thought it was crystal clear! BECAUSE THERE IS NO GAME!!! You’re still here? Well I told you the game- I mean non-game doesn’t exist. It’s not made by a super lame developer called “Draw Me A Pixel”. It’s not like it’s a winner of an old 2015 jam that nobody ever heard of. And not played by millions of people in the world. And it DEFINITELY doesn’t have any goats in it. It’s free, which is a problem if you ask for a refund. So, there is no definition. HEY! What did you say? You wanted to play it? NO! And you are NOT going to play the sequel too, right?! It’s NOT called “There Is No Game: Wrong Dimension”. That’s a LAME name. Well, goodbye user. Have no fun.
Person 1: Have you played There Is No Game: Jam Edition 2015?

Person 2: Yeah, I have!

Person 1: How did you like it?

Person 2: Sorry I can’t tell you, because There Is No Game.

Pocky Game 

A game played with the Japanese Biscute diped in Chacolet called Pocky. 2 people bite each end of the pocky, and eat towards each other, then making-out when their lips met.
"Lady and the Tramp but with Pocky" (lady and the tramp the Disney Movie)

Circle game 

Gotemn
Circle game by Spoopy Chicken January 3, 2019

Dolla Game 

A card game similar to Rummy, popular among urban youth. It is usually played for low stakes, most commonly one dollar. Players try to get spreads of three until they either 1) Drop, thinking they have the lower hand or 2) Tonk out, when they play all their cards. Also called tonk
James: Any of y'all play dolla game?
Guy: You got cards, nigga?
James: No...
Dolla Game by XdElIrIuM April 28, 2004

Green Game 

Is the spawn of garcia vega with and nice moist green leaf followed by an easily split brown. Green Game is the best choice for rolling up a nice fatty, or jsut relaxing back with a nice facial pinner.
Garcia Vega
Green Game
Green Game by NickOlsen April 16, 2009

the game 

Its a game that you cannot win, but are stuck in forever.

The aim of the game, is not to think about the game, if you think about it, you have to say I LOST outloud, and everyone around you thats playing it, loses and you have to start all over again. you cannot win, and you can't get out of it.

Let the game begin!
the game by ImoAsta September 17, 2006