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Donald Trump

Literally Hitler’s Daughter (for comedic effect i am implying he is transgender because he is a fucking insane transphobe who would hate that) he is racist, sexist, transphobic, homophobic, and really ugly, he looks like if a carrot with an STD had sex with a fat frog with hair loss
Jim: Hey did you hear about Donald Trump

Bob: Oh yeah he’s a fucking moron

DONALD TRUMP

The goofy ass annoying orange, who is racist, sexist, and homophobic. This fucking loser low-key needs to get got. This guy has made America a shithole and a laughing stock. These loser ass Republicans who voted for this fucker need to pick up a book and realize that Trump is a big asshole. They also think that because he survived a few assassinations, that he is a fucking sigma, or a god. HE'S NOT! This guy is unqualified and should never be president again. Worst dictator in the history of America. I can't believe people really voted for this idiot. Must've been rigged............ right? Because if this is the president real people, REALLY VOTED FOR, then...I just....I.......*sigh*
DONALD TRUMP? THAT FUCKING FUCK?! If you search up goofy ass, fucking orange, this bum pops up. Sorry for your screen getting CRACKED!
DONALD TRUMP by I'm so fucking cool November 25, 2025

Donald Trump

When your partner applies self tanner to their buttcheeks and then you motorboat their checks covering your face in self tanner and turning it orange.
Why is Johnny’s face orange?

I heard he Donald Trumped Tiffany a couple days ago.
Donald Trump by YoSoyYeff January 10, 2026

Donald Trump

Normal person: can Donald Trump to not ruin out country?

Maga brainwashed monster: TrUmP dId NoThInG wRoNg!1!1!1!

Donald trump

An orange mf who somehow convinced half of america that he was jesus even though he's a polar opposite
Bro did you hear how Donald trump is about to bomb iran
Bro we boutta get nuked
Donald trump by Lebron is my king February 26, 2026

Donald Trump

I'm sorry if my previous definitions have been so wishy washy, but I think I have now made up my mind about this man. I used to hate Trump as I was more liberal when I was younger, and as I got older, I grew more conservative and I initially supported Trump for the 2024 presidential election, but I lost support towards him at the end of February due to the illegal war in Iran. I could half understand why he destroyed their nuclear facilities last year, but starting a full-scale war is way too rough handed in my eyes, and it is not only affecting Iran and the US, but it is affecting jobs in many other countries in Europe which send out exports to the Middle East. I honestly believe he will make the same mistake as George Bush in the 2000s and put the USA and much of the world in another economic recession.
Donald Trump is just way too old to be president. 2016 Trump and 2026 Trump are like 2 different men, and it saddens me to see such a drastic turn in his cognition.
Donald Trump by UltimateDoge April 10, 2026

Donald Trump

Dictator of USA

Thinks that Canada, Greenland, Venezuela, and Iran are states of America

McDonald Trumpet
Oh, it’s Donald Trump!
heads in the opposite direction