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davenport

a shot of lime cordial held in the mouth, followed with a shot of vodka
extraordinary
this davenport (suitcase) shot is delicious
by dumpling27 June 4, 2022
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dave and jack

henry the homophobic walks in on dave and jackthe crayon men having sex with crayons
by skullshocker June 8, 2022
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Daveism

The teleological theory around the universe that we are all Dave and Dave is all. Dave is the sole being in the universe however he encompases all life itself. It is a monotheistic religion that practices circle jerks 4 times daily to maintain sexual unity.
"Not funny is it tho" "Get yourself in order Dave and realise the importance of Daveism"
by Dave_Dave_Dave June 11, 2022
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Dave

- Always ends up on on floor after a drink

- Penis is dysfunctional

- Over the top hand gestures

- Vulnerable to knife crime
For example Seth was being Dave after he had an appointment with lucy eagle in Alfie’s bedroom
by lengerzbro June 12, 2022
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Dave

To evacuate a large amount of waste; to dump
I need to take a huge Dave
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Dave47

If Diane burnwood on the last call accidentally called agent 47 by his first name and he never new his name. He spirals and he figures he had a family and he tried to fix his relationship with his wife Caroline
Is Dave47 still with Caroline?

No she's with Bob
by Daveteaplays June 17, 2022
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davemillernnn

A amazing tiktoker that is a system that really likes (loves even) William afton and is trans
davemillernnn is gay
by Transgaylord June 26, 2022
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