Dating for seniors

I swear, this site is full to the brim of these things saying, “THESE HEARING AIDS WILL HAVE ALL THE OLD PEOPLE CLAMORING.” Guess what?! Either their domains are being sold or you get some nasty viruses while their owners are getting more money! Don’t click any of these!

Dating for seniors is something the Internet won’t shut up about.

by MrWhomstDVe September 1, 2021

dancing in fancy shoes

This is when you or someone else is pretending to be better than who or what they really are.

Example: "Oh, isn't that guy really cool?"
"No. He's just dancing in fancy shoes."

by SashaKittyEliza September 12, 2021

Dancing

When two Mormons want to have sex but they don't want to make god angry so the male puts a condom on (or a "Mormon dancing glove") and puts it in his girlfriend, and the both of them "dance" or move with each other. Because the guy is wearing a condom, the skin doesn't touch and therefore god cannot be upset.

Mormon Joe: I really want to have sex with you, and i don't want to upset God, but it seems like soaking and jumping don't do it for me no more.

Mormon Jane: We could try dancing

Mormon Joe: That sounds good, lemme get my dancing glove so i don't upset God.

by TooStoned2Care October 3, 2021

Denting

The act of broadly navigating Instagram and hyper-linking the hottest chick's photos while still maintaining a healthy monogamous relationship.

Damn bro, do you think Sean's wife knows he's out here denting on the gram like dat?

by smitag01 October 6, 2021

dancing Michael Robot

Dancing Michael Robot is when you lose your sanity after not having a successful orgasm in a while. The term itself derives from the "dance Michael Robot" lyric from Getter Jaani's song "Dance Michael".

Alizée: What has gotten into Rainer? He's been acting so irrational for the past week!
Zazie: He's dancing Michael Robot. He'll recover some time later. He just needs to get the right feeling.

by MissSaikou October 14, 2021

Dating

Something that you would never be able to do yes the reader ;)

“ When to 2 people are romantically interest in each other and planning for their future with the other significant other ”

Guy #1 : Hey bro I hear you and Lexi has been dating how that’s been mate!

Guy #2 : Very lovely! She been great

by Annagotfound October 16, 2021

dancing.deaky

the best person in the world 🤩

person 1 : who is that beautiful person over there 😍

person 2: thats obviously dancing.deaky

by britishgaypeoplearmy October 17, 2021