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Closet Haircut

the type of haircut usually associated with "metrosexuals" who have a fancy for the Didgeridoo. This is for the likeness between sucking cock and playing a didgeridoo. This haircut is called the Closet Haircut because it is how the closet homosexual starts his process of coming out of the metophorical gay butt sex closet. This haircut is usually only produced in Los Angeles, but somehow found its way to Dallas, Texas.
What is that new haircut that Richie got? Oh....you mean the Closet Haircut.
by The Branch December 6, 2010
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closet juggalette

a juggalette who is not open about being one, she still always has your back, and loves her family.
by Holly Matzz May 15, 2011
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Closed Chav

Someone who is obviously a chav but try to be as un-chavy as possible.
Oh god yeah, she's such a closed chav
by closedchav May 30, 2011
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Clitsome

1. a term of encouragement, used by a group of guys to encourage their friend to go hit on the girl across the bar.

2. The female version of handsome.
1. "Yeah man, go clit-some!"
2. "She's more than cute, she's clitsome"
by potatoesoriley December 15, 2011
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Clobster

Slang for a mix between fish (usually flounder) and lobster
"Hey Ariel, if your two buddies got together, they would make a beautiful Clobster"
by snarrfblatt January 4, 2012
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Closet slob

noun, a person you would not normally tag as a dirty person because they put whatever is messy out of sight. For example into a drawer or closet where one does not normally look.
On the surface, Jenny is a really nice girl. But beneath her happy and bubbly exterior lies a closet slob so bad that if you opened her closet doors, there would literally be an avalanche of random junk.
by Crazybmws February 19, 2012
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Closed Circuit

A group of guys with their penises in each other's assholes in such a way that the last man's penis is in the first man's asshole, creating a ring.
Guy 1: Hey man me and some friends are getting together this weekend for a closed circuit. You in?
Guy 2: Yeah man I'm free on Sunday!
by Tanzania fire ant November 20, 2015
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