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pee-jizz & Cream

pee- jizz & cream. (peaches & cream) when you have sex before urination in the morning. when the male cums pee & jizz comes out ... Pee-jizz mixes with womans cum making pee-jizz & cream.
i like making pee-jizz & cream in the morning.
by inferno314 February 13, 2010
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The Chocolate Cream Soldier

A sexual act involving the following steps:
You fuck a girl in the ass (or guy, or girl with a strap-on), cum in her ass, pull your shit/cum covered dick out and have her get on her knees, salute your cock European style and say, "Thank you sir."

Based on the operetta "Der Tapfere Soldat" by Oscar Strauss.
Could you please give me The Chocolate Cream Soldier?
Of course, I am your little Chocolate Cream Soldier after all!
by Nadina10 July 30, 2010
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Bagel with cream cheese

5 or more men cum on a bagel. The last person to cum has to eat it.
Bobby:"I can't believe I had to eat the bagel with cream cheese."

Max:"It's all in the practice."
by BURR!2 May 13, 2011
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The Kentucky Creamer

While performing a sexual act, a man fills the gap between a woman's breast with whipped cream. Then he claps her breasts together, thus launching an explosion of whipped cream into the mans face.
We were having sex in the kitchen, and I saw the Cool Whip on the counter so I gave myself the Kentucky Creamer.
by S.P.G December 8, 2011
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Man Up Cream

A fictional product used in phrases in which you intend to challenge someone's manhood, best used in a voice dripping with sarcasm.
Example 1:
Walter: *screams* A wasp just flew right in my face!
Steve: Sh*t mate, maybe you'd like some man up cream to go with that scream?

Example 2:
Walter: Yeah I've been kept awake for about three nights because of my throbbing foot, I stepped on a pin!
Dave: Yeah buddy you might wanna try putting some man up cream on that sh*t.....
by a tru LAD August 12, 2011
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curry cream pie

"Man have you seen that new Indian woman Muhgda who just moved next door? Damn shes so fine, i just want to bury my face into her sweet curry cream pie!"
by Maltese Hanson April 26, 2008
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ice cream

A game you play with your friends wherein a person makes a fist to represent the cone and places the fist under a persons chin in an unexpected manner especially when the person is talking or is in another conversation, causing the surprised person to hesitate and awkwardly feeling comfort.
Christian: "I came from the hospital today and i found out i bruised my rib...ouch"
Giselle: "No way!!..how did that happen?"
(Giselle secretly makes a fist)
Christian: "Well i was playinnuummphh..."
(Christian is then unexpectedly interrupted with a fist under his chin hindering him from continuing to talk)
Giselle: "Ice Cream!!!!"
(Awkward silence...Christian is pissed off that he was interrupted but at the same time hesitant to move because the fist under his chin feels so comfortable)
by Christian/Giselle April 24, 2007
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