chocolate shop

Dirty Anal Sex is a trip to the Chocolate Shop!

Dude I took a trip to the Chocolate Shop last night! Totally had to shower after that shit.

by Big Brother you never wanted June 18, 2014

Chocolate Sneezes

Explosive diarrhea

I asked my daughter if she had a case of the chocolate sneezes.

by Erilar October 29, 2014

chocolate kisser

When a girl shits on a guy's chest and then pats it down with her pussy lips

I did the chocolate kisser!

by Kdog37 December 30, 2014

chocolate wafer

The flaky crust on a person's anus after continuously not wiping.

Alex said he'd give me $100 for eating his chocolate wafer.

I was about to give my girlfriend a rim job when I noticed she had a massively thick chocolate wafer on her butt hole.

by Dahaka November 5, 2013

Chocolate Stew

When you drop a bomb in a woman's/man's mouth, and proceed to face-bang them until you ejaculate. The "stew" is the mixture of semen and fecal matter being mixed in her/his mouth.

"Me and Linda were feeling pretty hot last night, so I gave her a Chocolate Stew."

by The Potato Rapist November 9, 2013

ride chocolate

to lay across the laps of people in the backseat of a car when there is one more person than seats in a car.

Person 1: "Hey man, can I catch a ride?"
Person 2: "Yeah bro, I already have 5 people though so you'll have to ride chocolate."

by Zubohoffen December 7, 2013

Continental chocolates

When given as a Christmas present, roughly equal to two naked pictures of the recipient.

"Wow he gave me continental chocolates for Christmas, better send him some naked photos!"

by Thegingerbreadman December 11, 2013