brain wee

A brain wee is when one finds something hilariously bloody funny but one cannot react as one’s spouse or company cannot know!

Ash, one cannot divulge out loud darling! One must keep this text between us- do not react - we must just do our best to keep this quiet and simply have a brain wee- rather than letting out a large, erratic , full hearted laugh with a bit of released wee! 😉

by Ash & kezza August 3, 2019

Brain Pussy

Someone who wishes their brain was strong like man. But let's estrogen run a little too hot and therfore the brain, in common parlance, becomes a pussy.

she kept complaining about this and that. so i said fuck that. I ain't banging no brain pussy no more.

by newton_in_montana March 14, 2023

Brain Couch

When someone says the same thing you were thinking.

Ricky: That slime looks like a Ditto
Jesse: Brain couch. Get off of it.

by George the Hamster man September 18, 2014

shite for brains

The Irish way of saying shit for brains

Did you really put a pizza in the oven for 30 minutes without turning the fucking oven? Come on, shite for brains, use common sense!

by what do i care 125 February 9, 2022

Biden Brains

A large pile of dog shit

I need to hire someone to clean my back yard it's completely full of Biden brains

by I need likes March 11, 2022

South Brain

Slang term for not only testicles, but the tendency to act based on lust rather than good sense or logic. ie, "He's thinking with his south brain."

A: I hear Joe got Heather pregnant
B: Yeah, he was thinking with his south brain

by Crazy Coyote July 16, 2019

bark brain

Someone who is inherently extremely below-average intelligence and can be seemingly assumed to be as dumb as bark.

Damn, that dude Jordan really is a bark brain... He put jam in his toaster...

by ranch baby January 8, 2022