Shandris Brain: the intelligence level that everyone wishes they could achieve but are too intimidated to try. The capability of someone with Shandris brain is infinite and most humans cannot fathom how to achieve such status of consciousness
“I wish I had Shandris brain, but I’ve never left this tiny town full of inbred hillbillies so my mind is stunted.”
“Maybe if I wasn’t such a judge mental person I could achieve the same enlightenment and have Shandris brain.”
“Oh, you don’t have Shandris brain? I’ll remember to be more patient next time.”
“Maybe if I wasn’t such a judge mental person I could achieve the same enlightenment and have Shandris brain.”
“Oh, you don’t have Shandris brain? I’ll remember to be more patient next time.”
by Delicious_Mistress October 13, 2023
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Person 1: "Could you give me some Purple bRain?
Person 2: "I just bought a new purple lipstick from Sephora, so sure."
Person 2: "I just bought a new purple lipstick from Sephora, so sure."
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Dave: Sorry I’ve been brain shitting all day
Dave: Sorry I’ve been brain shitting all day
by Michael2323 October 25, 2022
Get the Brain Shitting mug.A turn of phrase meant to insult either yourself or others for their foolishness or stupidity to the point of it seeming as if there brain is leaking out of their own skull, hence brain drain
A friend that is ordinarily quite adept at chess, horribly blunders an obvious play, the only possible explanation being a severe brain drain at the time.
Hungario: The pawn was adjacent to your queen, there want even any threat of taking it, what happened?
Klempt: My bad, serious case of Brain Drain over here i guess.
Hungario: The pawn was adjacent to your queen, there want even any threat of taking it, what happened?
Klempt: My bad, serious case of Brain Drain over here i guess.
by BiasHyperion October 27, 2023
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Get the Brain Couch mug.When you think really hard about a very, very complicated problem at a rapid rate for a short and intense period of time and then, thankfully, come to a satisfactory answer after which you are complete spent and brain-dead as if "catching your breath".
The reason I'm lying down on the floor in my office is that I found a fatal flaw in the software and had a brain sprint. I think I'm done for the day.
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