betterganger

A person's doppleganger, but more attractive. i.e. what would happen if their parents had had sex with someone better looking.

"That guy looks just like Mike, but without the five chins."
"Amazing! Must be his betterganger."

by Cold Boy July 6, 2018

Beetroot

Someone acting hard but actually there not Jim: look at him the absaloute beetroot

Look at him he is an absolute beetroot

by Desire BG at liverpool July 8, 2018

Beater bird

Lack of a iPhone

Scott’s ruinning my group texts with his beater bird

by Coolguy865162926371 August 6, 2018

Betterer

Better than better

Puppies are betterer than babies

by Kat2365948 September 25, 2018

Better'n's Administration

A sector of government tasked with maintaining the haughty arrogance of "those who served".

The US Better'n's Administration supposedly offers counselling for PTSD, but all they really do is maintain the ex-soldier's stuck-up attitude and try to make him forget that in reality he deserves no extra respect or consideration at all... he didn't truly "serve our country"; he merely killed a whole bunch of people, and so he's nothing but a trained murderer.

by QuacksO October 22, 2018

Bester

Better than the best.

Isaiah you're the bester.

by myeyebrowsarebetterthanursjk December 3, 2018

Beater

Are cars that are old and rusted cars that have reduced performance, engine/mechanical problems and mismatched body panels, but still drivable. These cars probably went on poor care by their owners. They're great cars to own for beginners

Hey son, since you got your driver's license , I'm buying you a '96 Toyota Camry, beater ones. I can't still trust you driving a new car, because you'll probably make a mistake and crash. Since I can't pay dozens of cash on insurance.

by CHASER-98 December 5, 2018