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Betty Beaver

A succubus who creeps into your bedroom while you're sleeping, has the most firey sex with your unconscious body, bites your dick off and tapes it to the ceiling then leaves.
Did you hear about Phil? He got the Betty beaver.

Poor Phil, he was suck a nice guy.
by Kn1fewound January 27, 2021
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Banute Beaver

A Beaver with Teeth as big as its head. It is also obese and has rabies.
Oh my that's one HUGE Banute Beaver.
by banutehaha June 18, 2018
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Beaver-tail'n

When heat accumulates in the lower region of your nutsack causing testicle to fan out in a beaver tail type fashion
Hey Jon-michael can you turn the fan on im really Beaver-tail'n right now
by Cuch October 14, 2011
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Iron Beaver

The vagina of a girl who does kegels so much she has a muscular pussy.
Last night I heard Brooke Hogan slapping her iron beaver.
by dirtybitannefrank November 12, 2014
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beaver seisure

"Everytime she has a beaver seisure, we have to wash the sheets." or "She screams really loud when she has a beaver seisure."
by Spankface May 11, 2018
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Dumpster Beaver

A trashy, sexually active female. Usually accompanied by grooming issues, offensive smells, drugs, or sexually transmitted diseases.
Similar to a cum dumpster.

"Don't put your junk in a dumpster beaver."
by Dr. McNasty MD May 3, 2014
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