When having the sex with a female on a beach, before doing the cum, throw sand in her asshole and shit on her pussy whilst saying in a Matthew McConaughey impression, "BEACH BOMB".
I gave that bitch, Courtney, a pink rear-loading beach bomb for cheating on me and she pepper-sprayed me.
West Wittering beach is A Lovely non Rocky beach on the south coast of England near Chichester and Hayling Island it is known for half-naked Fat middle age men who might need a Stella Artois. It's brother East Wittering Beach is a rocky beach that no one else wants to go to (its also near Chichester and Hayling Island) it's in west Sussex and was recently closed for a weekend for no fucking reason
Hey mate wanna go to East Wittering Beach ''No wanker I wanna go to West Wittering beach''.
The term "SHUFFLE UP YA BEACH" is a term where someone asks a Beach to shuffle their playing cards when playing UNO or Solitare etc.
Elon Musk: I won this round of UNO! Bill Gates: You cheated young man. Elon musk: Anyways let's ask the Beach to shuffle this card deck. *Clears throat* SHUFFLE UP YA BEACH!