Brick

An object that slaves in ancient Egypt were forced to spend their lives making for Pharoah who is an asshole and wouldn't even give them straw. A rectangular baked piece of clay that can be used to build prisons, churches, schools, and the the building you work at doing a job you could live without to pay a mortgage on a house made of bricks that you cannot afford. A handheld computer powerful enough to perform all the calculations necessary to build a rocket and get off this hellride, but is generally used to ruin your life and live in a world where your opinion is always the correct one because of logarithms and bubble butts, so you shut the fuck up and make another brick. A tool for joyless masturbation intellectually, emotionally, politically, spiritually, socially yet not sexually, since real people are getting seriously harmed for weak sauce.

Yo, lemme use your brick, I wanna break my face.

I got drunk and used my brick to get fired from my job by throwing it at my bosses wife. Now, I'm unemployed and I have three girlfriends who all hate me, I used to have a job, a wife and a mistress and the latest, most, rammiest, fastest Phone in the world! I was wrong...just a brick with a picture of my dick .

by Muhammed_don't_make_an_image April 13, 2020

Brick Dickelson

Soo god damn cold outside probably freeze all your ligaments off. From Ears to Toes

Tony: “Yo dude, Is it warm outside?”
Hank: “Nah bro it’s Brick Dickelson outside right now man, fucking cold as balls” 🥶

by GoochieBratha2000 September 16, 2022

Brick

Used as a concept of time for ones own imagination in reference to something else. Brick varies from person to person, could mean seconds or years. Who wouldn't want to say brick instead of minute.

"I haven't seen Happy Gilmore in a brick"
"It has been a brick since I've gotten a roadie"

by LCopeCope March 2, 2017

yellow brick choad

A yellow brick road in a shape of a large Penis and when someone steps on it all you hears is a deep throat noise.

"Yo bro Stacy is such a slut!"
"Bro why?"
"Didn't you hear she walked on the yellow brick choad."

by Gabyzee May 26, 2017

Brick

In a card game Yu-Gi-Oh "brick" or "bricked" is a term that refers to a hand that is useless or unplayable.

Ah, I got a brick! I can't play anything.

by samplename#8743 September 8, 2025

Bricks

Bricks is a large group of supporters for the famous Brihanna. Bricks are worse than BTS army and will kill for badgalbrirbi.

Bricks can often be seen lurking around the slums and streets of Jakarta and the beaches of bali. They would either try be a sustco and save the turtles or take peoples snacks and make them have meatless mondays.

Most importantly BRICKS will be seen sanitizing their brikcs with the brick lights.

OMG you're a BRICKS too?????, YEAH IM A BRICKS!

saya suka bricks besarrr :PPP

by bricks_4life November 22, 2021

Brick

When a guys dick sticks up and grows in size and gets rock hard cause he is sexually attracted or pleasure.

Dylan was sitting on his couch watching some tv when Taylor (his hot gf) walked in the room and sat on his lap. Taylor kept moving around trying to get comfortable. But Dylan just got really hard, Taylor scooched back and kept moving around she suddenly felt Dylan’s brick through his sweat pants she hopped off and said “sorry” but Dylan just told her “it’s ok sit back down” so Taylor did she sat all the way back at moved around some more Dylan said “are you trying to do this? Does it feel nice?” Taylor quickly “does it feel nice to you?” Dylan pics her up and makes her sit on his lap facing him he looks at her then at his pants she smirks he then starts to thrust her on his lap rubbing his brick on her Taylor pulls down Dylans pants and underwear as Dylan reaches under her skirt and pulls of her tiny laces thong and sticks his hard brick into her

by AnneVal March 8, 2022