dank banana

Its a man who needs a booty call and likes to eat watermelons as he jacks off to a game of dota.

I want to be a dank banana some day..

by jiggernuggen January 31, 2014

Banana Patch

An elongated soul patch. Having a thin line of facial hair right below the the lower lip.

He was shaving and missed below his lips, now he has a banana patch.

by missed a spot April 19, 2009

99 bananas

cheap alcohol usually found in tiny 50ml $1.99 bottles at gas stations and grocery stores. Has 49.5% alcohol.

Me and the boys used to steal some 99 bananas the gas station.

by mendaboys March 29, 2020

Banana Phone

A magical unknown mindfucking device that only really special people can use to communicate with each other. Can also be thrown at someone or hidden somewhere as a prank.

"Dude someone put a banana phone on my car today...wtf...."

by Mesapie January 16, 2009

Crusty Banana

when a male ejaculates and lets his mess dry on his wang and lets a girl lick it off

John's sister gave me the best crusty banana I have ever had

by Wren the mass penatrator April 26, 2008

banana horning

Two super upward curved erections sword fighting during man on man foreplay.

Wow, that was some serious banana horning we took part in last night. I don't ever remember you ever being that hard. Do you want to banana horn later on today?

by DoctorDoMore March 27, 2023

Peelin' the Banana

A slang phrase that is synonymous with male masturbation. Other examples include: choking the chicken; jackin' the beanstalk.

My boy got punked by his girl, so he got left peelin' the banana.

by MuddKatt July 16, 2007